Snake Bite || Sapnap

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Dream and I never really talked much. We were friends, but that was mostly because we had so many friends in common and always ended up in calls together. That being said, I don't think we had ever been in a call that was just the two of us.

  So, you can understand why I was so surprised to randomly get a Discord call from Dream one afternoon. I was just sitting, bored at my computer, when the sound indicating an incoming call filled my headphones, accompanied by Dream's Discord icon.

  I stared at it in confusion for a solid thirty seconds before accepting. "Hey?"

  "Hi." Dream responded quickly.

  My eyebrows furrowed. "What's up? Is something wrong?"

  "What? No." He seemed confused that I'd ask that. "I just realized something and saw you were online. I have a question."

  "Shoot." I relaxed into my chair and started to fidget with a pen on my desk.

  I had no way of expecting the next words out of his mouth. "Who's taller?"

  My confusion only grew. "Huh?"

  "Sapnap and George. Who's taller?" Dream elaborated. "You're the only one who's met both of them."

  I couldn't help but burst into laughter. "Dream, did you seriously just randomly call me at like four in the afternoon to ask who's taller?"

  "Yes. Now, answer the question. Who's taller?" He insisted.

  I couldn't control my laughter as I keeled over in my chair at the ridiculous nature of the call. "You really..." I trailed off into another burst of laughter.

  "Medusa, seriously." He seemed determined to get my answer.

  I brought my laughter to a minimum and continued to avoid the question once I realized his words. "Wait, am I seriously the only one who's met both of them?"

  "Yeah." He seemed equally as amused at the idea, surprisingly.

  I chuckled. "Wack. How tall are you?"

  "How does this have anything to do with the question?" Dream was about as confused as I was when he called.

  I smiled to myself. "You have to answer my question before I answer yours."

  "How does that make any sense?" He questioned. "I asked you first."

  "Answer the question." I mocked his earlier words.

  "I'm 6'3"." He answered skeptically.

  I made the decision in that moment to mess with him and scoffed. "Bullshit."

  "What?" He took on an exasperated tone. "How is that bullshit?"

  I smirked to myself and continued to mess with him. "Just is. There's no way you're over six foot."

  He stumbled over his words in confusion. "What? I- I am, though."

  "Sure, you are." I remarked sarcastically.

  "You can literally ask Sapnap." He offered.

  I held back my giggles at the fact he was trying to defend himself. "I could, but I'm not going to. He's biased."

  "He's literally the only other one that would know." Dream argued.

  I sucked in a mocking breath. "I don't know, that seems pretty sus to me, Dream."

  "Medusa-" He gave up with a frustrated sigh. "Doesn't matter. Just, who's taller? Answer that."

  "Not you." I continued to tease him for no reason.