What are the chances

You're short

Tw : none

Tony
So when do we get to meet you

ANONYMOUS
Around the same time you remove the stick from your ass

Tony
Well you're being extra bitchy today

Loki
Hey unknown person

ANONYMOUS
Yes , bestfriend ?

Loki
Can you tell me some things about yourself

ANONYMOUS
Sure dude
My middle name is Maria-Grace
I live in New York
I'm really good at art
I like : pizza
Books
Computer science
Star wars
Baking / cooking
The color black
Coffee
I hate : being undermined
my dad
school
I'm 5'2"
I have jet-black hair that reaches my waist
I have brown eyes
Anything else you wanna know besides my main name ?

Sam
You're short

Loki
if you come to Asgard with me we can read together sometime

ANONYMOUS
That would be awesome

Tony
How come you never answered me when i asked

ANONYMOUS
Cause , you , still don't trust me .

Peter
She never fails to leave me at a loss for words

Bucky
That goes for all of us

Wanda
Since you like baking why don't you send us some cookies

Natasha
Brownies

Wanda
Cookies

Clint
I vote muffins

Wanda
Cookies

ANONYMOUS
I can just imagine you guys typing furiously whilst death staring each other from across the room

Tony
How about we don't eat food sent to us by a random stranger

ANONYMOUS
See you don't trust me so you're not getting any
I'll see what i can do about the rest of you guys

Third person pov

Jarvis : Ms Romanoff a package has arrived at the front office with your name on it
Nat : thanks
The group watches her leave and then watch her rush back in a few minutes later with three huge boxes labeled fragile with no return address.
Nat : guys you won't believe it
She cuts open the first box and find a bunch of muffins , carefully placed in smaller holders to prevent being smushed. The second box has cookies and the third one has brownies. Theres a smaller box in the muffin box with plums written 'For Bucky' . When they've taken out all the muffins , cookies and brownies they find a note at the bottom .

Hey guys
No one will eat the plums in the small box except for Bucky . The brownies have nuts in them because Nat loves nuts so Bucky it's probably best if you don't eat the brownies . I took note of all your allergies and made sure they were safe to eat . Natasha make sure Tony doesn't eat anything. Tell me how they were afterwards . Bucky if they eat your plums just tell me . I also packed some oatmeal raisin cookies for Loki .

~ANONYMOUS

Clint : this is , chew chew chew , the BEST muffin i have ever had
Nat : you should try the brownies , like mmm
Sam : Bucky what did she man by , you can't eat nuts ?
Bucky : i'm allergic to nuts
Loki : see Stark nothing wrong with the cookies
Tony : fine pass me one
Natasha disappears into the pantry for a bit before coming back out and throwing a pack of stale cookies at him .
Tony : what the . No . I want those ones
Nat : bosses orders you can't eat these
Tony : what'll she do if i eat one she's probably not even going to find out , he reaches and grabs a muffin
JARVIS: SIR my system-
SAGE : Put . The . Muffin . Down ...
Tony : or what ?
SAGE : I really wish you had listened , she lasers the muffin out of his hand
Tony : really !? He grabs another one
SAGE : she was right you are stupid , she lasers that one too he keep trying and starts running around the room before everything goes quiet and the lights turn of
SAGE : just give up she doesn't want to embarrass you in front of your team
Tony : , wheeze , i , give , wheeze , up . He walks to the couch and falls on it .
Sam : wheeze , now imagine if he had taken a plum
Wanda : i just imagine it ahhahah
Steve : you'd think he would've learnt by now that there's no defying this girl .

16:07

ANONYMOUS
Hey so i feel like i know you guys well enough to change your names so......

Natasha has been changed to Nat ♥️👑
Wanda has been changed to   witchy🌶🧚‍♀️
Steve has been changed to     steeb👴🏻🧊
Bucky has been changed to    bucket 🪣
Tony has been changed to      tin man 🌚
Peter has been changed to    pampers 🕷
Bruce has been changed to   science guy 🧬
Sam has been changed to      birdie boy 🦅
Clint has been changed to      katniss 🏹
Thor has been changed to      hammer 🔨
Loki has been changed to       reindeer games 🎰
Fury has been changed to       boss man
Pietro has been checking to sonic 💙
Rhodey has been changed to   tin man 2 🌞

ANONYMOUS
Got to go

pampers 🕷
Why ?
Read at 16:12

hammer 🔨
Hammer ? Is that the best she could come up with ?

boss man
And why don't i get an emoji

tin man
Am i the only one who didn't know that fury was in this chat

steeb
Nope

birdie boy
Well she's gone so i'm leaving too adios amigos. And pampers

Nat♥️👑
Bye losers