What are the chances

Messing around

Tw : none

{ time skip 2 weeks }

ANONYMOUS
I'd be willing to meet

Tony
Where at ?

Rhodey
Yes please

Peter
Yeah i really need to meet this bitch

ANONYMOUS
First of all Peter rUdE ! . Second i'll send you the address if he apologizes

Tony
Tell her sorry

Peter
Sorry

ANONYMOUS
Here's the address : 177 Bleecker Street . See you soon

Today 7:53 P.M

Tony
WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND US TO A WIZARD !?

ANONYMOUS
what if i was the wizard

Tony
Doubt it

ANONYMOUS
Well truthfully i know Peter loves Harry Potter . It was a gift from me to him

Tony
THE WIZARD TOOK HIM AMD HUNG HIM ONTOP OF A BUILDING WITH HIS UNDERWEAR "

ANONYMOUS
Who else gets to say that not a lot of people

Peter
The funny thing is : IM STILL UP HERE !!!

ANONYMOUS
Oof

Natasha
Should we let him down ?

ANONYMOUS
No
It's his punishment for calling me a bitch

Peter
Maybe I should yeet myself off the building

ANONYMOUS
Go ahead

Tony
You're going to give the kid a heart attack and me an aneurysm

ANONYMOUS
At least you'll die knowing you made people genuinely laugh for once

Peter
HAVING A WIZARD THROW ME OFF OF BUILDING IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY !

ANONYMOUS
it is to me and everyone else in the chat

Tony
Not me he could've died

ANONYMOUS
Nah fam

Peter
IT'S THE EFFIEL TOWER IN PARIS AND FALLING OFF OF IT WOULD'NT KILL ME ??

ANONYMOUS
i let the wizard catch you

Peter
Yeah through a portal in front of aunt May

ANONYMOUS
Oopsies

Peter
All of this because i called you a bitch ?

ANONYMOUS
Yep

Steve
Tone it down a bit next time you sound a bit like Loki

ANONYMOUS
Adding a bit of Loki to your personality is like adding a bit if fun to it

Steve
🤨

ANONYMOUS
He just used an emoji
Emoji party to celebrate
🎉😂🎊🥳🤣🤪

Nat
🥳🥳🥳

Wanda
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Peter
We need to figure out who this person is not throw an emoji party !

ANONYMOUS
🙄🥱

Peter
How immature

ANONYMOUS
Say's the kid wearing Spider-man undies

Peter
How do you know that

ANONYMOUS
I didn't i took a guess

Tony
Even I wouldn't do that

ANONYMOUS
Yes you would i know all your dirty secrets remember

Wanda
All but Bruce's

ANONYMOUS
Well Bruce doesn't have any
Were is he anyway

Bruce
I'm here just ignoring the chat till I'm relevant

ANONYMOUS
I gotta yo get dinner ✌️

Tony
That's the second time she left

Bucky
Well you are very boring to talk to

Tony
🙄