"Phew," thought Kirby, "That's another hyper demon down."
This is Kirby. Protector of Pop Star. He never seems to catch a break. It's like every time one problem is solved, another suddenly pops up. Despite Kirby's understanding of English, and ability to think in English, all he can really say is stuff like-
"Poyo... (I really got rest...)"
And so, Kirby went back to his house to rest. But when he got there, he had a mysterious note in his mailbox. Kirby barely recived mail that wasn't a S.O.S. or a Bill. He opened the note once he cooked himself a nice Maxinum Tomato, and it read:
"Dear Pink Protector of Ages,
We have heard about your acts of bravery against the demons in this universe, and haven't been happier than to invite you to come feast on our delicious food! Like our Twinkle-Twinkle Turkey, or our black hole selection of cheese! Located nearby Vegtable Valley! Please RSVP!
-PSARAH
(Pop Star's Associates of Rewarding Actual Heros.)
"Habadaaa...? Poyo... (An invitation to a feast? Well, I could use the extra food...)" And so, Kirby got ready to visit Vegetable Valley in the evening. He wasn't sure if it was safe, though, so just in case, he gobbled up a bubbled sword ability, and kept it in his stomach for later. Visiting the forest, he met Whispy Woods.
"Hiii! (Heya, Whispy!)" said Kirby.
"Ugghhh, what is it now, Kirby?" pouted Whispy, "You already beat me up to the maxinum capacity today, what do you want now?!"
"Poyo, poyo! Chicoo, paa... (I wanted to tell you about this weird invite I got to Vegetable Vally! They're gonna have chicken, and- and pie...)"
"Wow, I'm soooo glad for you. Now can you leave me alone while I recover my apples. And face?"
"Aigh, poyo poyo bicu! (Alrighty then, but I'll be sure to bring you a biscuit!"
"Yeah, I'm sure that'll help..."
Moving closer to the spot, Kirby then met up with Rick and Coo, having a Tea Party.
"Heya, Kirby! What's a mate like you doin' here?" asked Rick.
"Poyo, poyo! (I was invited to this feast in Vegetable Valley, do you know where it is-)"
Coo heard what Kirby said in horror. "Sweetie, I've heard a story about strange feasts in there..."
"Really?" Rick said.
"Really!" shouted Coo. "Once, there was a Aeon Hero who was invited for his deeds, but it was a trick by a warlock from a parallel dimension, who buttered up his trust, and trapped him in the said dimension!"
"Waaoo! (No Way!)" Kirby exclaimed.
"Yes way! I'm starting to think that hero was the legendary Galacta Knight," explained Coo, "which would explain why the hero was trying to defeat Team Puffball of Pop Star once he was freed!"
Kirby was starting to get more suspicous of the invite. He hasn't really been invited to a feast ever, only that one time when he saved Dedede from Queen Sectonia. Could he really of trusted this invite? Well, trick or not, Kirby needs to use his saved sword somehow. He waved good-bye (which was more like a "see you later") and went to the valley, right where the feast was. Before he could even reach the start of the Vegetable Valley, though, a mysterious figure suddenly snached him and put Kirby in a bag! "Screw," thought Kirby, "It's another one of THOSE days..."
Soon, Kirby was thrown into a mysterious temple, flying out of the bag.
"Po... poyo? (Where... where am I?)"
Suddenly, a voice boomed out.
"HERO OF POP STAR," shouted the voice, "WE HAVE LEARNT ALL ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES SAVING THIS PLANET, AND OTHER DIMENSIONS."
Kirby quickly inhaled his sword, and got ready to defend.
"Poyo! Hishua! (Stay back! I got a sword, and as a hero, I'm not afraid to use it!)"
"THREATENING ME, ARE YOU?" replied the voice, "THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR. HMMM, REMEMBER NIGHTMARE?"
"Wowa! (He was trying to give everyone horrible dreams!)"
"YES, BUT DO YOU KNOW THE LAST PERSON WHO UNLEASHED HIM?"
"Uhhh, shhuuu... (I, uhhhh...)"
"YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO UNLEASHED HIM LAST TIME, THAT PENGUIN DID THE RIGHT THING DESTORYING THE STAR ROD! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHICH IS A VILLIAN AND WHICH ISN'T?"
"Uhhh, uhhhh-"
"SILENCE! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR WRONG DOING! I WILL SEND YOU TO A DIMENSION, A PLACE WHERE BOTH SIDES SEE WRONG IN EACH OTHER. IF YOU WANT TO ESCAPE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TEACH THESE NATIVES A LESSON."
Kirby accepted the voice's challenge, and the voice opened up a portal with a drawn circle on the ground.
"VERY WELL THEN. GO IN AT ONCE, AND MAKE PEACE," said the voice.
And so, Kirby hopped right into the portal, hoping what he needs to do will be easy. What he doesn't know, is that it won't. It takes a hero more than courage, or muscles. What it takes to escape, is a team.
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Kirby X Legend
AdventureAs we all know, Kirby never seems to catch a break. With hyper demons and whatnot trying to take over/destroy Dream Land or another universe. And that's what this story basically is. At least, it was nice enough to leave out the whole "evil overlor...