"𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠... ℝ𝔼ℙ𝕌𝔹𝕃𝕀ℂ 𝕆𝔽 𝔸𝕄𝔼ℝ𝕀ℂ𝔸, 𝕃𝕆𝕊 𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕊, ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔽𝕆ℝℕ𝕀𝔸... 𝟠𝟜% 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖. 𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕪, 𝕄𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕣?! 𝟚𝟘,𝟙𝟟𝟜,𝟚𝟠𝟚 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥!"
Magalor tiredly responds with a no.
"Egg man," Dedede started, "Are we there yet?"
Magalor angrly looks back as he keeps holding a sleeping Tedhaun. One let go and he's gonna have to just fly. "I don't know, sire. You asked this about two-hundered fifty times, and we're almost there! Can't you wait a little?"
Meta Knight tiredly also looks at Dedede. "He has a point, Dedede. Let's be more patient. Wanna tell me something secretive?"
"Magalor is bad at getting us to our destination."
"That's not secretive nor true. Hey, uh, Lor-computer thing? You have anything secretive?"
"𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 '𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤' 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥."
Magalor looks back at the dashboard in panic. "Th- that's not true!""𝕆𝕙 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖, 𝕀 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕗𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕪." The ship shows off a table of stacked DVDs. Magalor quickly commands the Starcutter to stop the tom foolerly. Meta Knight and Dedede are already laughing.
"Ok, ok," Dedede said, "I got one. Sometimes Escargoon likes to imagine he's that plumber guy when he's in the shower, and *snicker* when he tries to pretend to 'warp' *giggle* HE ALWAYS FALLS FLAT AND BUMPS HIS HEAD ON THE SHOWER HEAD! HAHAAHAHA!"
The entire room started to burt of laughter. Even Tedhaun, who was still sleeping, somehow.
Meanwhile...
Escargoon: Why do I feel like sire is talking about me? Nah, I'm just too paranoid.
And now back to Lor Starcutter. Everyone was chuckling from the little game they were playing when suddenly something struck the ship! Almost everyone went flying.
"Uh, Magalor?" Meta Knight interrupts, "What was that?"
"Lor!" Megalor tries to find out, "What happened to the ship?"
"𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕎𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕓𝕪 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣."
"Oh no, what monster followed us in?"
"𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 ℕ𝕖𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕒. 𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕔𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕔𝕒𝕘𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕗 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕤."
"Can't we do anything?" Tedhaun said, now wide awake.
"Any of you can fight from a distance?" Magalor asked.
Dedede and Meta Knight nod.
"Well then, go to the back deck to fight him off!"
They both ran off right outside to the back deck, when they see a figure trying to reject Dark Nebula from following them.
"Daroach?!" Meta Knight shouted.
"Hey you idiots!" Daroach replied, "Wanna help either return it back to the cage or kill it? Both would SURELY help!"
Meta Knight flies over and immediately does a Knight Beam. It hits Nebula right in the eye, but the darkened star attacks back with a Thunder Attack. Dedede hits it back by doing a Hammer Flip, which almost hits Daroach.
"Careful down there you fat bastard!" Daroach pulls out the Triple Star and starts attacking Dark Nebula, which it soon notices, and mirrors back the Star Shoot attacks, which launches Daroach off, but luckly he recovers, and flies right at Dark Nebula. Meta Knight quickly does a Shuttle Loop and pierces Dark Nebula in the eye, but then the star turns into it's fire form and damages Meta Knight. Dedede notices Meta Knight falling and uses a Hammer Cannon to launch him back. When attacked, Meta Knight shouts and does his natural "Mach Tornado" on Dark Nebula. The final attack was launched when Daroach does a Hunter Claw and scratches Dark Nebula from behind. The darkened star was no more, as it launched to lots of dark particles like snow, which quickly disappeared.
"So," said Daroach as he catches Meta Knight and gets the both of them back on the Starcutter, "Why'd you keep the portal open?"
"Kirby and Bandana Dee have gone to this new universe, and we're trying to bring them back," Dedede replies.
"But wouldn't it be worth it if you used some sand, gem apples, and a Sacrifice flower?"
Both Meta Knight and Dedede just looked at him, shocked.
"Luckly, I know you have the sand on you, and I just so happened to bring the flower and the thirty gem apples." Daroach throws the bag of gem apples with the flower inside at Meta Knight. He catches it.
"So what would be the using of this?" Meta Knight asks.
"I'm gonna close the portal so no one else follows you. You have to keep this stuff safe and sound on the Lor Starcutter in order to go home. And when you leave from that portal, it'll close once you guys go through. Understand?"
The two heros shook their heads.
"Now, I'm gonna go back and close the portal, while you and everyone else go save Kirby and Bandana Dee." Daroach flies off, but not before he does a salute with a little smile. Dedede and Meta Knight climb back down to the dashboard.
"𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠... ℝ𝔼ℙ𝕌𝔹𝕃𝕀ℂ 𝕆𝔽 𝔸𝕄𝔼ℝ𝕀ℂ𝔸, 𝕃𝕆𝕊 𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕊, ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔽𝕆ℝℕ𝕀𝔸... 𝟡𝟞% 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖."
Magalor notices Meta Knight and Dedede. "So you two, wanna say the good or bad news first?"
Meta Knight starts to speak up. "Once we get to this new universe, Daroach will have to close the portal."
"At least tell us the good news!" Tedhaun shouts.
"Calm down, Ghost Man!" Dedede tells Meta Knight to give the bag and throws it to Tedhaun. "The good news is once we save Kirby, we can return with the gem apples and the Sacrifice, along with the sand Meta Knight got on."
"Well," Magalor continues, "At least we have that. Now we don't have to worry about the portal."
"𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠... ℝ𝔼ℙ𝕌𝔹𝕃𝕀ℂ 𝕆𝔽 𝔸𝕄𝔼ℝ𝕀ℂ𝔸, 𝕃𝕆𝕊 𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕊, ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔽𝕆ℝℕ𝕀𝔸... 𝟙𝟘𝟘% 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖," Lor Starcutter interrupts, "𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖 𝕦𝕡, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣! 𝕎𝕖'𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣! 𝕎𝕆𝕆 ℍ𝕆𝕆!"
Dedede and Meta Knight get back on their seats while Magalor gets ready to land the ship in a safe spot. Dark clouds were on the other side, but some light was also shown. Magalor presses the "Ok" button on the dashboard, and the ship flies to the other side, now invisible.
The Starcutter has reached to the Republic.
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Kirby X Legend
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