Kirby X Legend

Pop Star (Mount Dedede)

"Ugghhh... what time is it?"

"It's 2:45 pm, sire."

"How long has it been since we stole the food from Dream Land?"

"Six hours."

"Darn, usually, Kirby would come here in like three minutes, but now, this is ridiculous!"

If you didn't know, this is King Dedede. The (probably?) ruler of Dream Land. Although he's a nice guy in general, sometimes he can be a bit... grouchy. In all his years of ruling, Kirby has never been this late.

Dedede spoke up again. "Bandana, notify all waddle dees to get out of their positions and search for Kirby EVERYWHERE! Dead or alive, I want to see him in front of me."

"King, we've already notified them like seven times, I'm sure they'll find Kirby soon-" 

"I don't care! Notify them again!"

"Right away, sir!" Bandana Dee said as he went to inform the leader. He had the same thought to himself, where could Kirby possibly gone? One of his best friends, missing, from Pop Star. Did Kirby get himself to Another Dimension? Had Necrodeus risen at the Popopo Islands once again? Whatever it was, Bandana just wanted to know where his pink friend was. He kept this on his mind sending the message to a Waddle Doo, who was (somehow) the Waddle Dee Leader.

"Chap," said Doo, "we've already told this to the waddle dees a BUNCH of times. We already called Meta Knight to send a search party. Dedede won't admit it, Kirby is missing."

"Well, then," Bandana Dee asked, "were there any people you asked or any places you haven't searched yet?"

"We sent some Axe and Javelin Knights to the Mirror World, haven't heard anything from them. Mostly because their either dead or the cell service sucks. Then we considered asking Marx, but we remembered that he's dead."

"Didn't Marx help defeat Void Termina?"

"I'd say that's a myth and sham. Afterwards, I checked the bathrooms to see if he was there. He wasn't, but I took the time to go number 1."

"You didn't search for him there! You asked me the last time I was here to watch over the cameras to pee!"

"Alrighty, alrighty, do YOU have any suggestions on who we should ask?"

"Did you ask Magolor?"

"Darn it, how did we miss him?! He once tried tricking you into getting him a crown, correct?"

"Yeah, but he's sorry now. I said that because he might know someone who's a interdimensional-"

"This is a BIG thing! King! King Dedede!" Waddle Doo shouted as he ran off to inform the king.

"Wait- Waddle Doo! Come back!" Bandana Dee replied. But it was too late. Dedede ran with Waddle Doo back to the computers and made an announcement over the speakers.

"Attention all Dedede Members," shouted Dedede, "we finally know who took Kirby! Please report to the Throne Room for Waddle Doo to asign your positions!" Once that was out of the way, he turned to Waddle Doo. "I want you to tell Meta Knight about this, stat," Dedede nodded.

Bandana Dee interupted, "Bu- but sire, Magolor didn't actually-"

"Silence, Bandana! We got ourselfs a big deal. Now, as your king, I want you to protect me who'll be asking the questions. Go with Waddle Doo to give out the spears."

"What about Escargoon?"

"He's on vacation, dummy."

"Well at least tell me about it..." Bandana Dee grumbled. 

After everyone was assigned a role, Meta Knight came by.

"So, you sure Magolor's the one who knows about Kirby's wherabouts?" Meta Knight asked.

"It's been proven by the computer, I'm sure of it," Dedede replied.

"Huh, I never thought Magolor lied about his sorrow, but are you sure we should send basically everyone in Dream Land to investigate?"

"Hey, if you want Kirby back, we'll have to be ready."

Bandana Dee had given up at that time. There was no convincing anyone that Magolor hadn't done it. If Doo didn't interupt, they could've found REAL evidence on where Kirby went. The poor floating egg was now gonna be captured, or possibly banished, for something he didn't do. Still, he wondered if Magolor was REALLY the culprit.

Bandana thought. "Could he be actually the enemy here?"