trash can: Hey, does anyone want the transcript of my latest manga?
Midget Central Official: hell yeah
kiss my hair: is it yaoi again?
trash can: none of them are yaoi!
kiss my hair: all of them are
trash can: nuh uh
Jonathan: What is yaoi?
HOtaro: don't ask
the triple OG: please don't mr joestar
trash can: WELL-
HOtaro: don't
DIO: i'm gay
big balls johnson: you have multiple kids
DIO: huh? i don't think so
French: yeah you do, doughnut hair boy?
DIO: oh him? well i had him with jonathan's body so it doesn't count
Jonathan: w h a t
DIO: you don't need to worry about it 💋
Jonathan: don't kiss me
Ogres are like onions: aw how cute
Jonathan: no
trash can: should i send it
kiss my hair: hm-
trash can: it isnt yaoi!
kiss my hair: i'll be the judge of that
trash can: so you do want me to send it
kiss my hair: huh?
trash can: what? im confused
kiss my hair: eh???????
big balls johnson:
big balls johnson: sorry wrong chat
HOtaro: i-
Ogres are like onions: you-
trash can: ok i'm sending it
Midget Central Official: i hope it's yaoi
Yukako <3: !!!!
Midget Central Official: i mean-
Midget Central Official: i hope it definitely isnt yaoi!
French: you said what you meant and you meant what you said
French: horny teens
dogchamp: you're a horny adult, so...
French: shut up
dogchamp: nah g
trash can: Josuke slowly slides his hand up your back, smiling to himself and admiring your beauty. You look up at the handsome man as he grins, "You look particularly cute today (Y/N)."-