DIO: oi dickheads you'll never guess what i just found out
Jona: what?
DIO: being in a hospital sucks
kiss my hair: you're welcome
DIO: suck my dick
trash can: excuse me?
kiss my hair: probably won't
blonde bitch's bf: awww look at rohan with the overprotective bf vibes how cute
trash can: koichi i'm still planning the easiest way to kill you
loco poco: what
Tom Petty: i don't know how this works
loco poco: he's a boomer lol
HOtaro: surely you're all boomers, considering the fact that you're from the 1800s
loco poco: time flows strangely in lordran
kiss my hair: i get that reference
HOtaro: i do not
COCKyoin changed HOtaro's name to Japanese DILF
Japanese DILF: wait what
French: is that supposed to be spiting me
dogchamp: sheeeeeesh those two are so horny for each other
Japanese DILF: kakyoin why have you done this
COCKyoin: i think it's time we just tell them
The Shittest Life Form: literally none of us care
GERMANENGINEER101: kars
The Shittest Life Form: what
GERMANENGINEER101: you know why you're in space right now?
The Shittest Life Form: :(
GERMANENGINEER101: because of me
big balls johnson: well that's quite frankly not true
AC/DC: shut up jojo you're not even worth my time
big balls johnson: first of all, rude, you know
AC/DC: you make me sick
carlos: chicos, tengo algo importante que decirte
the grand wham-u: what is it?
carlos: i don't actually speak spanish
carlos: i just use google translate
big balls johnson: disgusting
The Shittest Life Form: jojo we all hate you
Ogres are like onions: i only mostly dislike you
big balls johnson: come on guys, i'm pretty cool
Ogres are like onions: remember that time you spied on your mom in the bath
big balls johnson: 😳
LisaLisa: YOU WHAT-
big balls johnson: caps
Ogres are like onions: sorry babe i think i just dug your grave for you
big balls johnson: it's chill
GERMANENGINEER101: that doesn't sound chill
GERMANENGINEER101: sounds pretty anti-fuhrer to me
big balls johnson: i- i am anti-fuhrer??
