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JOJO LAND

goldielocks: nice

Rohan 😎: nice?

goldielocks: nice

shiza: what's so nice?

goldielocks: you wouldn't get it imo

Prince: it's a very complex joke

goldielocks: fr fr

DIO: wait does that mean this has to be the sexy one?

Cherry Boy: hmm????

Rohan 😎: Are we really stooping that low?

Rohan 😎: That we would just resort to porn that quickly?

shiza: tbf i don't feel like that involves much stooping for DIO

Cherry Boy: Yeah that's just what he's always like

DIO: why are you guys being so MEAN 😡

Cherry Boy: you deserve it

Rohan 😎: Agreed

DIO: wait who owns this server again

goldielocks: me 😊

DIO: MAKE ME A MOD NOW

Prince: that sounds like a terrible idea if you ask me

Rohan 😎: Yeah, don't do that

DIO: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT WITH PURE SWAG FLOWING THROUGH THEY VEINS LIKE ME

shiza: bro can you shut up

goldielocks: idk papa it seems like no one wants that and we have a very democratic system

shiza: like legit constantly spouting the most ridiculously annoying bullshit we've ever seen

DIO: goldielocks: idk papa it seems like no one wants that and we have a very democratic system

democratic???? YOU'RE BEING PRETTY UNIRONICALLY AUTHORITARIAN RIGHT NOW YOU DICTATOR

shiza: my god just quit with the caps lock exam answers man

Cherry Boy: you can't stop him when he's like this

DIO: yeah i'll KICK YA ASS

Rohan 😎: ok good for you but frankly you won't though

DIO: you sure? Have you seen my shoes they are the perfect shape to penetrate the asshole of someone who i have caught lacking (you)

DIO: essentially to put it in simple terms for you morons: my foot —> your ass

Prince: yeah i think we got that

DIO: ANYWAY GIORNO PLEASE LET ME BE A MOD

goldielocks: nah lol you being weird as hell right now on golly goo

DIO: I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL INSPECT YOUR LEVEL 10 GYAT

goldielocks: BRO IM YOUR SON

shiza: nah what the hell man

Cherry Boy: omg we need jojo here to finish this again

DIO: the only one here who's finishing is me right now 🥴

goldielocks: dude. What. 💀

shiza: damn DIO you lost NNN in the final stretch that sucks man

Prince: he definitely didn't last a day

DIO: i've been going since last november i got that different kinda strength

Rohan 😎: I just wanna interject to say that's the biggest load of cap I've ever heard

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