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cool boy 😎: COUSIN J 

HOlyne: yo

HOlyne: what up?

cool boy 😎: HOW DID IT GO????

SMACK: yes, give us the details

lmao: the JUICY details

lmao: the JUCIEST

frog rain: why do you make everything so strange

HOlyne: f.f. you were there???

lmao: oh yeah

lmao: anyway give me the WET details

SMACK: what 💀

HOlyne: so we had a lot of fun

HOlyne: but we both kinda agreed that it probably wouldn't work out

cool boy 😎: aww :( 

idont<3jolyne: THANK GOD

SMACK: anasui!

idont<3jolyne: i mean- thank god i won't have to murder f.f. for stealing jolyne

frog rain: that- that didn't help

HOlyne: cool boy 😎: aww :(

why you sad?

cool boy 😎: i wanted my cousin j to be in a happy relationship

HOlyne: :(

cool boy 😎: like the one i'm in with fugo!

furg: I'M DONE

cool boy 😎: huh

furg: NARANCIA IS THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKER I'VE EVER MET

✨ trish ✨: you're just now figuring this out?

Chad with a gun: fugo got flexed out by the squad

Mama Bear: what does that even mean

cool boy 😎: furg: NARANCIA IS THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKER I'VE EVER MET

what happened? 

furg: HE JUST TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THAT HE DOESN'T NEED TO CLEAN HIS TEETH BECAUSE THEY'LL EVENTUALLY WRAP AROUND TO BEING CLEAN AGAIN

furg: LIKE A 'SO BAD IT'S GOOD' THING

✨ trish ✨: lmfaooo

Chad with a gun: yooooooo

Chad with a gun: nara with the straaats

abbajxkkckckcckkcckio: bruno

Mama Bear: yes

abbajxkkckckcckkcckio: i'm going to give you a handgun and you're going to shoot me with it

Mama Bear: um- no???

abbajxkkckckcckkcckio: yes, you are

oreng: furg: HE JUST TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THAT HE DOESN'T NEED TO CLEAN HIS TEETH BECAUSE THEY'LL EVENTUALLY WRAP AROUND TO BEING CLEAN AGAIN

PREOVE N ME WOKRMNG

furg: I DON'T EVEN NEED TO PROVE YOU WRONG BECAUSE THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID

oreng: BEHWBECAUSE YUIOU HAVJBEE NOI POROF

oreng: HWNEBRHW IS THE PROFUJ

furg: GOOGLE IT

furg: LITERALLY GOOGLE PEOPLE WITHOUT TEETH

furg: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

oreng: CAP

Chad with a gun: GO OFF NARA

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