THE SLIME LAIR
goldielocks changed their name to SLIMY
SLIMY changed Prince's name to SLIMIE
SLIMY: so the ranks go from worst to best
SLIMY: SLIMY
SLIMIE
SLIMA
slimo
slimu
slimt
slimf
slimz
slimx
slimq
SLIMIE: bro the last few are legit not actually possible to say out loud
SLIMY: that's because they're so bad that we made it so you didn't have to endure the pain of saying them out loud
SLIMIE: makes sense
slimf: does it? does it make sense that josuke got immediately boosted to the second highest rank because why?
SLIMIE: hey jolyne
slimf: because he exists ig
SLIMY: hey cousin j you alright
slimf: hmm sure
slimf: i am just currently observing
SLIMY: observing what?
slimf: idk man i guess i'm meant to say ligma or something
SLIMIE: what's up?
slimf: gwess and i were looking for something to do and i was inspired by you guys so i am looking at paintball thingies
SLIMIE: thingies?
SLIMY: i'm not an idiot cousin j lol
slimf: wdym i just wanna go paintballing is there something wrong with that because i'm a woman smh
SLIMIE: wait we're doing the sexism joke?
SLIMY: is this some kind of subtle hint for something
slimf: i have NO idea what you mean
SLIMIE: is this from a conversation i wasn't part of or something?
slimf: i just wanna do something with my girlfriend what's the problem
SLIMY: is this really still about the party?
SLIMIE: party? are we talking about my one?
slimf: definitely not
SLIMY: dude.
slimf: why would i wanna talk about that anyway seeing as i'm not invited or anything
SLIMY: whoop there it is
slimf: what are you treating this as some kind of joke?
SLIMY: nah lol but it was very obvious where you were going with that
slimf: yeah alright laugh at me it's all good lol
SLIMY: what? you're legit just making shit up lmao
slimf: hahahahaha
SLIMIE: slimf: why would i wanna talk about that anyway seeing as i'm not invited or anything
sorry jolyne but it's only for my real close friends
SLIMIE: like- none of my family is coming except jotaro and technically giorno?
SLIMY: wait wait let's try to find out what our relationship is
slimf: let's just change the topic yeah that's cool
SLIMIE: why are you so hung up on this
slimf: giorno could have invited me but nooope he didn't
