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JODIO LAND

lord jodio: EVERYONE GATHER ROUND

lord jodio: COMING UP IN TWO DAYS IS THE LONG AWAITED JODIO FESTIVAL

lord jodio: ik u all are very excited but pls keep the hysterics to urselves

lord jodio: frankly idc

jolyneXD: who asked

lord jodio: oh! oh dear have we got another one speaking out of line AGAIN

lord jodio: ur very lucky i havent banned ur retarded ass yet jolyne

jolyneXD: you keep threatening to ban me but tbh at this point i'm fully convinced it's just yapping

lord jodio: hm

lord jodio: how come ur acting so cocky when i could kick you out of here any second

lord jodio: do u think uve got some power over me 

lord jodio: if thats the case there truly is no limit to ur utter stupidity

jolyneXD: no i don't think that, but i have been thinking about other things lately

jolyneXD: and i realise now that crying over some discord server is pointless

lord jodio: thats what ive been saying the whole time!

lord jodio: maybe ur finally willing to see the truth

lord jodio: in which case id be happy to welcome you on board

jolyneXD: i need to grow up

jolyneXD: josuke told me that right before you banned him

jolyneXD: and while i don't really know what that means rn, i just know in my heart that he was right

lord jodio: hey wtf are you on about

lord jodio: you better not be scheming something

lord jodio: thats a clear violation of the rules

jolyneXD: i'm not scheming anything

goerge micheal: hm!

lord jodio: what are you hming at

goerge micheal: this woman speaks with resolve

goerge micheal: i like her attitude

jolyneXD: thank you and also yes i am incredibly sexy 

goerge micheal: no one said that but okay

lord jodio: oy

lord jodio: listen to me

lord jodio: these lot are worthless

goerge micheal: that seems like an unfair assessment to make, my liege

lord jodio: they are NOTHING

lord jodio: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS

lord jodio: i hired you for a single reason

lord jodio: to act as a scary bodyguard

lord jodio: if youre too retarded to fill a basic SIMPLE FUCKING position

lord jodio: then i might have to ban you too

AC/DC: HEY, do you know who you're threatening?

lord jodio: some insolent dumbass who doesnt realise i could destroy the red stone of ava any moment

jolyneXD: *aja

lord jodio: AJA

lord jodio: TAHTS WHAT I MEANT

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