MURICA
DIEGO: honestly such a fake ass name i swear on god i'm not even american
DIEGO: terrible name worst name i've ever seen
DIEGO: it would be a struggle to make a name worse than this i feel like it's ong that bad
DIEGO: awful, atrocious, horrible, bad
hotpants: SHUT YA BIG BONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE DEADASS
DIEGO: uh oh here comes hot pants again (she's here to violate our brains by being unfathomably obnoxious)
hotpants: says the one going on a tirade about the NAME of a group chat
hotpants: like you ain't fooling anyone you petty ass bitch
DIEGO: oh dear it seems like sloppy pants is having a little trouble using her big girl words should we take her back to the old people's home?
hotpants: tragic roast tbh you implied i was a baby and also that i'm old
hotpants: please think through your roasts lil brody
DIEGO: i am NOT taking advice from a WOMAN
hotpants: ok that's legit sexism
DIEGO: you should kill yourself... NOW!
hotpants: oh yeah man your roasts are so great literally just the default cod lobby shit which fits actually because you are the most uninteresting default bitch i've ever met
xXBALLBREAKERXx: you guys really dropping full essays dismantling each other's entire personalities that's crazy to me
xXBALLBREAKERXx: like why do you care so much
DIEGO: i just really actually genuinely literally fr hate hot pants
hotpants: feeling is mutual 😊
xXBALLBREAKERXx: Ig, at least you're civil in your hatred of each other?
cripple 🧑🦽: bro did you not just read allat how was that civil in any way
xXBALLBREAKERXx: yeah true
cripple 🧑🦽: anyway yeah gyro is right the paragraph long roasts are just crazy unnecessary
cripple 🧑🦽: we ain't in naruto or some shit y'all don't have to publish your full memoirs before one attack
hotpants: who?
cripple 🧑🦽: you and diego
hotpants: who asked?
cripple 🧑🦽: rude
xXBALLBREAKERXx: DAAAAAAAMN
xXBALLBREAKERXx: BRO YOU JUST GOT GOT
cripple 🧑🦽: i really didn't tbh y'alls senses of humor is just cursed
hotpants: i just want to be an ohio sigma 🍷🗿 man 😔
cripple 🧑🦽: case in point
DIEGO: wow just when i thought sloppy pants couldn't get any worse she surprises me again
hotpants: bro your broken-down bmw looking ass needs to SHUT UP now
xXBALLBREAKERXx: what's that even supposed to mean?
hotpants: he needs to shut up
xXBALLBREAKERXx: well yeah that's not the part i was asking about though, was it
hotpants: well idk you could be stupid just like diego
DIEGO: oh no hot pants is makinng me cry with these roasts 😭
