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cool boy 😎: hey guys. :(

my dad's gay: hey, what's wrong cousin g?

cool boy 😎: candice dick cant fit your motuh 😔

my dad's gay: uhhhh gyuuuuuh is that like a cousin thing that cousins do

✨ ass rod ✨: jolyne cannot suck your dick because she has no mouth 

my dad's gay: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

cool boy 😎: i don't want jolyne to suck my dick, f.f.

✨ ass rod ✨: oh

✨ ass rod ✨: your loss

my dad's gay: that has less than epic implications 💀

 oreng: HUIHD GUSYZ

furg: ...

furg: hello narancia.

oreng: SHUJTHNE UP FUJJHG I BOIBVIOUSLY WASNTH TJAKLGING TO IYYU

furg: oh, of course, obviously.

✨ trish ✨: why does fugo sound so done

cool boy 😎: 💀

hotpants: hey what are you guys up to

Chad with a gun: t r a n n y

✨ trish ✨: MISTA 

Chad with a gun: what?

✨ trish ✨: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

Chad with a gun: i say what i like

✨ trish ✨: WHY DO I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ALL THE TIME

hotpants: im not trans tho

Chad with a gun: you dress up like a woman and are a man

Chad with a gun: you're trans

hotpants: ok, first of all

Chad with a gun: trans

hotpants: that wouldn't necessarily make me trans

Chad with a gun: i'm right

Chad with a gun: you're trans

hotpants: and secondly you got it the wrong way round i am a biological woman

Chad with a gun: wrong.

hotpants: what 💀

frog rain: i have a proposition

cool boy 😎: ok ok let's hear it let's hear it

frog rain: artificial. insemination.

cool boy 😎: NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE

hotpants: that response has got me quaking ngl

Chad with a gun: holllll up whats going on here 

Chad with a gun: yall are talking about the fun stuff without me

frog rain: think about it, we could have all the babies without any of the messy shit

cool boy 😎: I'M IN

✨ trish ✨: no.

Chad with a gun: what do you mean no

✨ trish ✨: just no.

hotpants: i dont think thats a good idea tbh

Chad with a gun: why not, we can finally have kids without having to deal with you BOZOS

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