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Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

👽: what is this?

GIGACHAD: this is a discord server, my alien friend

👽: what is a discord server

GIGACHAD: a... server... on discord

👽: what is discord

GIGACHAD: YOU'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW ahem

Prince: sheeeeee calm down yuya

GIGACHAD: my fault 😔

koichiii: josuke.

GIGACHAD: oh no

👽: is that a human greeting?

Prince: most humans don't say oh no when they see someone they know but with koichi it's understandable at this point

ZA HANDO: fr fr

koichiii: i wrote a poem for you my knight in glamorously shining armor

Prince: oh no 💀

👽: so is it a human greeting or not?

GIGACHAD: my god koichi is real down bad

ZA HANDO: yeah he is tbh

xXHendrixXx: *epic shred solo* what's up idiots

GIGACHAD: why are you still RPing the guitar my dude

koichiii changed GIGACHAD's name to feets boy

feets boy: ok that's uncalled for my dude

Prince: feets boy is so out of pocket 😭

koichiii: ahem ahem here is my poem

xXHendrixXx: not gonna liiiie koichi no one wants to hear your shitty love song they want some metal

👽: so what is this music stuff i'm not really sure

👽: from my understanding humans listen to a collection of different noises that make them feel things

👽: is it like a mating call?

ZA HANDO: NAW

Prince: nooo 😭

feets boy: maybe some seedy 70s jazz could be a mating call

Prince: actually true lol

feets boy: actually tho why am i feets boy i am not happy about this

koichiii: you are the feets boyest of all of us

xXHendrixXx: why are you saying that as if we're nominating one of us to be the feets boy

👽: what is a feets boy

ZA HANDO: apparently yuya is a feets boy

koichiii: anyway my poem here it is

koichiii: roses are red
violets are gay
in my bed
is where i want josuke

Prince: brooo please shut up i'm begging 😭😭😭

ZA HANDO: wth

feets boy: wow koichi i heard that there's a worst poem ever competition maybe you should enter your poem for that

koichiii: thanks G 😎

Prince: i don't think it was a compliment

feets boy: it definitely wasn't dude

xXHendrixXx: there is now a worse song than limp bizkit's cover of behind blue eyes

xXHendrixXx: an outstanding achievement for the midget indeed

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