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Jona: Hello all! This chat has been up for one whole week now!

DIO: wow one whole week of top tier banter

LisaLisa: that's one way to put it

Chad with a gun: you guys spent six days chatting without us

big balls johnson: legit didnt even know you existed

pure boy 😇: diavolo/ polnareff i need ur help

salt: what.

French: always happy to help

salt: i swear to god if you did something to my daughter- i will not care

pure boy 😇: no no

salt: what is it then

pure boy 😇: so i was trying to shove the stand arrow up my ass to see what would happen-

salt: wtf

French: ew why do you want our help with this

salt: go to the gynaecologist not us

pure boy 😇: big word for a little bitch

pure boy 😇: but no i didnt get it stuck up my ass

French: okay phew

pure boy 😇: but i dropped it

French: your ass or the stand arrow

pure boy 😇: no i only drop my ass on fridays ;)

DIO: disgusting

DIO: but relatable

pure boy 😇: and it landed on a cockroach

salt: so what you killed a cockroach

pure boy 😇: well thats the issue

pure boy 😇: the cockroach didnt die

French: you dont mean

pure boy 😇: there's kind of a stand using cockroach in my room

French: you have the most op stand

PRAY4FORGIVENESS: hello

French: fuck off

French: just kill the cockroach

pure boy 😇: easier said than done

salt: what's its ability?

pure boy 😇: well lets just say im missing the entire lower half of my body

pure boy 😇: and bleeding out at an alarming pace

salt: LMAAAAAAAAOAOOO

pure boy 😇: whats making it worse is that the cockroach can talk now

pure boy 😇: hes calling me a little scrub bitch

salt: that cockroach is the og

French: okay where are you i'll come help

Fork: wow im insulted giorno went to some random french dude before us

Mama Bear: giorno arent we literally in the same house as you you could have called out

pure boy 😇: no im at trish's house

Mama Bear: oh

pure boy 😇: in her bedroom

salt: bruh

French: okay i dont know where trish's house is

Ih8giorno: pretty sure it's 123 fuckurmum street

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