slayyy literally lol like we kill people its hilari
DIO: god help me
DIO: oh wait
DIO: i am god lmao
DIO: XD XD XD XD XD XD
Killer: I almost can't see you past your ego.
DIO: bro this is coming from the guy who spent his entire life making sure he blended in but then just started screaming his real name in the middle of the street
DIO: stfu dawg looking like a clown 🤡
Killer: What did I do to you?
DIO: clown 🤡
Killer: That doesn't answer my question.
DIO: cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown 🤡
The 23rd: bro hit the full emphasis on clown
The 23rd: you got done dirty kira
Killer: I mean, sure. I'm not really that bothered.
DIO: bro is seething
DIO: malding
DIO: balding?
The 23rd: damn kira you balding?
Killer: What? No.
Killer: I'm fine. I have epic hair.
The 23rd: ooh dear
DIO: ok bro pls stick to boomer words
DIO: never say epic again
Killer: It was pretty tubular, I thought.
DIO: nah aint no way 💀
DUBpio: heyyyy
The 23rd: tubular 🤮
DUBpio: wha
DIO: bro out here
DIO: almost as cringe as valentine
The 23rd: wth
The 23rd: what did i do to you bro
DUBpio: DIO just starts beefing with everyone
DIO: valentine you tried to rape a 14 year old girl
DUBpio: what da heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell oooooooooooooooooooooh my goooooooooooooooooood noo waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Killer: Jesus, shut the fuck up.
The 23rd: DIO you're just jealous you lost that 'best villain' poll to me that one time
The 23rd: keep coping
DIO: dawg the only thing i'm copping is your wife
The 23rd: stfu
TIG TICK TOORU TILDA: greetings my fellow antagonithts, thy name that i posseth ith
DUBpio: is bro giving himself a lisp??? to sound posh???????
TIG TICK TOORU TILDA: TIG TICK TOORU TILDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Killer: We can see your name, Tooru.
TIG TICK TOORU TILDA: CAP 🧢
Killer: I mean, it's not, but okay.
DIO: tf do you mean cap lmao 💀
The 23rd: apparently
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/281821216-288-k202563.jpg)