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slayyy literally lol like we kill people its hilari

DIO: oh yeah it's DIO time

Killer: Worst time of the day if you ask me.

The Ultimate Lifeform: I agree

DIO: damn y'all really just hating on me 'cos i'm too swagly it's ok i get it i really do not everyone can be as dripped up to the sauce as me

The Ultimate Lifeform: What

Killer: Did you just discover modern lingo or something?

DIO: ok boomer

DIO: not my fault you don't get the slang of us hip hoppin kids

The Ultimate Lifeform: Oh god you suck

DIO: bro kira really said lingo who tf says lingo anymore OLD ASS MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Killer: There are so many problems with that, I feel like I would have an aneurysm just trying to decipher all of it.

DUBpio: hello i'm doppio!

The Ultimate Lifeform: yes we know we have been in this group for like 5 months

Killer: Hello Doppio. 👋

DIO: ew

DUBpio: hello kira 😊

The Ultimate Lifeform: Doppio and kira gay ass romance arc when?

DIO: kira using emojis is just wrong like my mans shouldn't be doing anything but talking like a robot

Killer: I talk how I want.

The 23rd: The Ultimate Lifeform: Doppio and kira gay ass romance arc when?

It's the 'Kirapio' arc actually

DIO: bro wth is that it sounds like a pokemon

DUBpio: valentine ain't no way you just made a ship name for me and kira

DIO: oh that's what that was meant to be?

The 23rd: DIO x danny the dog

The Ultimate Lifeform: Excuse me???

DUBpio: ... BRUH !!!

Killer: What the hell?

The 23rd: it's a good ship, right?

CALAMIDEEZ: DAMN not my ass coming ONLINE to see y'all TALKING about fucking dogs

The Ultimate Lifeform: Welcome to this group then

CALAMIDEEZ: yeah I KNOW ive been here FOR the SAME amount of TIME as YOU SIT down little brother

DIO: damn lol that 'little brother' had passion behind it

DUBpio: YO MAMA HAD PASSION IN MY BED AARGH I'M CRAZY 🥶🥶🥶

DIO: bro your roasts are as dire as diavolo's haircut get that bitch in here it's roasting time

Disabled Inkling: i'm here

Disabled Inkling: don't know why you're roasting me i was literally offline the whole tome

DIO: omg my guy diavolo how's it going i'm going to roast you if that's ok

Killer: Well, how polite.

The 23rd: drop kicking disabled puppies 👍👍👍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩👍👍😉😉😉🤣🤣😅

CALAMIDEEZ: DAMN rlly

Disabled Inkling: oh god it's tooru

CALAMIDEEZ: HEY hey hey

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