JOJO LAND
biNOry: i am dragona ✨
shiza: yeah.. we know
DIO: calling some hard bullshit on that lil swagly isn't fooling no one
biNOry: ain't no way you just called me lil swagly DIO
DIO: i did
biNOry: 🥺
shiza: gay ass face to make ngl
DIO: hehe ass face
biNOry: wooow
shiza: you are so immature it's actually insane
DIO: bRO yOu are the one who used gay as an insult ngl
DIO: i enjoy all sexualities 😎
shiza: i wasn't using gay as an insult i was just pointing out that they were using it in a situation that seemed incredibly gay
DIO: cap 🧢 you're just a homophobe
DIO: a RAGING homophobe
DIO: a THROBBING homophobe
biNOry: :O
shiza: you are genuinely indisputably horrific
DIO: oh look out guys
DIO: he's using big words now 😱'indisputably'? AAARGH
DIO: stinky blud suddenly thinks he's tough? AAARGH 😱
shiza: i don't appreciate being called stinky blud
DIO: yeah and i don't appreciate you ripping my whole style but you don't hear me complaining
biNOry: DIO you are always complaining all of the times
DIO: omggg shut up YOU GAY ASS BITCH
biNOry: pffftskskskskskss
shiza: so much for that then
shiza: not using gay as an insult my left testicle
DIO: caesar ceasing his endless whining my left penis
biNOry: what??? ☠️
shiza: your left penis?
DIO: my left penis indeed
biNOry: also 'caesar ceasing' kinda went hard ngl
shiza: unfortunately i gotta admit it kind of did
DIO: i'm just a rhyming god
DIO: summy lummy dommy lummy
biNOry: mad
shiza: what a great use of everyone's time
DIO: honestly you should all feel grateful that someone as downright EPIC as me is even gracing you with his presence
shiza: no actually i don't feel that at all
biNOry: WHAT IS BRO TYPING
DIO: the common folk should look on with awe as i have descended from my palace that reeks of class and elegance, so much so that one would surely believe it was infused into my soul, and graced them with - not ONLY my mere presence - but the undeniable glory - that feeling of euphoria and overwhelming awe that fills a mere man when they know they're talking to a deity incarnate. you should all be grateful that lady luck came down with her skillful, finessing hand and gifted upon you a present sent straight from the gods, and that you were truly blessed to experience the majesty that is DIO B for prestigious rando.
