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Jona: Hello! 

DIO: i'm fucking pussy

Jona: ._.

Jona: I'm just going to ignore that.

kiss my hair: lol

Jona: You know what day it is everyone!?

DIO: 'praise DIO because he's actually fucking sick' day?

kiss my hair: definitely fucking not lmao

Star Finger: if anything it's 'fuck DIO' day

DIO: WOAH YES PLEASE

Star Finger: wait no that's not what i meant

DIO: IT'S JOTADIO DAY I UNDERSTAND NOW

Jona: NO PLEASE NO

DIO: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jona has muted DIO

kiss my hair: big jona W what the heck

Jona: I don't want anyone to ruin this day!

baldie: what day is it jonathan?

Jona: It's the year anniversary of this group chat!

baldie: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Star Finger: oh greeeeat

Star Finger: one whole year of fucking misery

baldie: oi shut the fuck up jotaro

baldie: don't be a dick all day

Star Finger: what am i supposed to say? YES I AM SO HAPPY THIS GROUP CHAT IS A YEAR OLD ALSO I AM GAY.

my dad's gay: told you 💀

baldie: i mean- the gay part probably doesn't have to be included but yeah something along those lines 

pure boy 😇: that's cool! what are we gonna do to celebrate?

Jona: I dunno I just thought we could all talk! @everyone 

loco poco: hello! i forgot this existed

elizabeth baldstar: consider yourself lucky

josp: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

pure boy 😇: i'm actually going to have sex right now as a celebration

josp: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

baldie: that's a little sus man

pure boy 😇: i know, it's very sus isn't it

kiss my hair: among us

furg: pure boy 😇: i'm actually going to have sex right now as a celebration

excuse me??

pure boy 😇: what

furg: the fact that you had to ask what is quite concerning

Thndrcrsspltatck: hello everyone

Strire Daits: what's up

Jona: Oh hey guys, you don't come online very often

Thndrcrssspltatck: you're the one who @ed literally everybody

the triple og: you could have just ignored it you know

Thndrcrssspltatck: i don't really care

the triple og: well ok then 💀

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