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paisley <3: @DIO hey 

DIO: yooooooo

DIO: i'm DIO btw, dunno if y'all knew that

cripple 🧑‍🦽: yeah 

cripple 🧑‍🦽: somehow, i figured it out

femboy: somehow palpatine returned

shiza: 🤮🤮🤮

paisley <3: @DIO bro you got quite the voice

DIO: ???

DIO: wdym???

DIO: i mean it's true ngl i am amazing but why

paisley <3: well i've just been seeing all those covers you've been making

DIO: wait what?

HOlyne: paisley <3: well i've just been seeing all those covers you've been making

FR

HOlyne: I SAW ONE OF MY DAD SINGING WITHOUT ME BY EMINEM AND I WAS LIKE "HELLO???"

oreng: okmgujn jiotatrki oi s emijnem

Star Finger: Wait. What?

oreng: HELOL ENMJKIKJMNEM IK AM ISKJHO EXICCJENTED RIJGHT NOW

oreng: NIOTICE ME EMIKJNEM

furg: narancia it's not eminem

oreng: CUJTE HTEJI CAP

oreng: EJMIKJMNEM PLEASPE NOTKICE ME I LOVEJ YOU

Star Finger: HOlyne: I SAW ONE OF MY DAD SINGING WITHOUT ME BY EMINEM AND I WAS LIKE "HELLO???"

What are you talking about

baldie: yeah naw fr i saw DIO singing bloody stream and was like 'bro shoulda pursued this career instead'

DIO: wait tf are y'all talking about

furg: just search 'DIO cover' on youtube, they're everywhere

❤️ kawaii ❤️: omg yeah i saw jotaro in the drive thru of burger king xx

❤️ kawaii ❤️: getting a whopper jr with onion rings xx

Star Finger: I literally wasn't doing that

Star Finger: also who the fuck are you

❤️ kawaii ❤️: i am jolyne's gf ngl xx

HOlyne: SHHH 😬😬😬

Star Finger: You're WHAT?

❤️ kawaii ❤️: i- i'm nothing xx

Star Finger: that's what i thought.

DIO: WHO TF ARE THESE IMPOSTORS

French: sus

French: among us

French: emergency meeting

COCKyoin: wow polnareff you're so funny

French: thanks bro 😎😎😎

COCKyoin: mhmm no sarcasm there

French: I know

DIO: THESE AREN'T ME I DIDN'T SING THESE SONGS WTFFF

douballs: yes you did

douballs: i have proof

DIO: what proof

DIO: literally where proof

douballs: ummmm... the videos

DIO: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda awkward joestar

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