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slayyy literally lol like we kill people its hilari

Killer: Good afternoon, everybody.

CALAMIDEEZ: WHAT'S up my SEXY G

Killer: Thanks for that.

CALAMIDEEZ: no PROBLEM bro

Killer: Sarcasm.

CALAMIDEEZ: Sodomy.

Killer: Hmm???

DIO: nah nah nah why are y'all talking about SODOMY without the SODOMY GOAT?

DIO: twas my nickname in high school i'll have you know

CALAMIDEEZ: wow DIO that's REALLY ATROCIOUS man I'M PROUD 

Killer: Your nickname in high school was 'Sodomy GOAT'?

DIO: you know it mah g

Killer: I'm calling bullshit on that.

DIO: no no no they used to say i was great at sodomy especially out on the field

CALAMIDEEZ: AYO? that's kinky as hell bro

Killer: You don't have a clue what sodomy means, do you?

DIO: YES I DO 

CALAMIDEEZ: what DOES it mean THEN

DIO: i'm doing it to you guys right now

CALAMIDEEZ: NAHWJUHRFKIPSQJGIGEIPGHIrewdrsgp

Killer: Okay, so that's confirmed then, my goodness.

DIO: BRO SHUT UP I JUST SODOMIED EARLIER BEFORE I HIT THE GYM

CALAMIDEEZ: NAHHSHFAFASBHFHASFHWH WHAT IS LIL BRO SAYING 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Killer: Should we tell him?

CALAMIDEEZ: ABSOLUTELY not 

Killer: Agreed.

DIO: you guyues justg dspo nt ujnmderstand hows to s0oldmy prfoperly

Killer: DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP

CALAMIDEEZ: AARGH bro is FUMING 🥶🥶  

DIO: damn what the hell

Killer: EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS EITHER ABSOLUTELY RANCID OR COMPLETELY UNINTELLIGIBLE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN SAY?

DUBpio: omg :O what is happening here?

The 23rd: I have been lurking and it seems like DIO is gay as hell

CALAMIDEEZ: fr FR he IS not GONNA LIE

Killer: LIKE, SERIOUSLY YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP RETARDED OR HIGH OFF OF YOUR ASS ON DRUGS ALL THE TIME CAN YOU STOP JUST FILLING OUR EARS UP WITH YOUR INCESSANT FUCKING BULLSHIT OH MY GOD

The 23rd: holy shit just keep spitting out paragraph after paragraph bro no one cars

DIO: keep crying kira you lil bitch the salt emanating off of your tears FILLS ME UP WITH JOY

CALAMIDEEZ: AYO?

DUBpio: YO? WHAT THE HELL?

The 23rd: THE FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT WHAT?

DUBpio: FILLS YOU UP?

CALAMIDEEZ: ULTRA PAUSE

The 23rd: Poorest choice of words i've ever seen DIO

DIO: what's wrong that is very tame for me i've said way worse shit than that

DUBpio: that is true to be fair :o

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