JODIO LAND
lord jodio: ooh it is only a few hours until the jodio festival
lord jodio: as soon as it hits midnight then its jodio time and we can party all day baby
lord jodio: well i can
lord jodio: you goofy nerds arent gonna do shit youre just gonna watch as i take over the whole server for good
lord jodio: and then all of you will finally know how it feels to be laughed at AHAHAHHAAHAHA just like how you laughed at me when you banned me before
lord jodio: it was humiliating
lord jodio: but now i will get my revenge!!!!
lord jodio: ...
lord jodio: is there anyone even left on the server?
al~oha: i'm here
al~oha: some people like kakyoin still are too
Cherry Boy: Yes but I do not look on here ofteb so I have no idea how we got to this point
al~oha: and then jolyne and jonathan are also here
Jona: Yes! And mark my words, we will stop you
Cherry Boy: wait, DIO's still here? he hasn't spoken in ages
DIO: This is an automated message. Lord DIO is on holiday in Ibiza with the lads (the other villains) so go away you fuck ugly bitch.
Cherry Boy: uhhhhhh ruuude
Cherry Boy: that's an automated message?
Jona: I think it's only us here
Jona: If all the villains are on holiday too
Cherry Boy: yeah pretty much
al~oha: i think we genuinely are the only people left on the server in that case
lord jodio: oh doesnt that scare you
lord jodio: you guys are the ones ive saved for last so i have extra special things planned for you
lord jodio: well except the red hair guy hes just kind of lucky he hasnt been banned yet
Cherry Boy: yeah I was gonna say, what did I do?
lord jodio: you wanna be banned? huh?
Cherry Boy: um no thanks
lord jodio: yeah thats what i thought
lord jodio: how about you shut your weirdly long mouth up
Cherry Boy: hey i'm sensitive about that
lord jodio: fuck you
lord jodio: if i ban you my officers are gonna start getting all bitchy and whiny again so id rather not do that
lord jodio: i mean i could get rid of them easily but then i have to find new ones and i have no one else who would believe an obvious lie
lord jodio: OH WAIT
lord jodio: ALL OF U DUMBASSES WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS LOLOLOL
Jona: We wanted to give you a chance! And you spit in our face!
al~oha: imma be honest i didn't want to give him a chance like i said at the time
al~oha: also i never believed your lie
lord jodio: you were on the way though you fucking CRETIN LOLOLOLOL
Cherry Boy: man, what is this guy's problem? like why are you so petty and hateful?
