French: i have uncovered the truth
oreng: ya??
French: being a turtle kinda sucks
kiss my hair: being a what
French: turtle?
COCKyoin: you're a turtle?
whop nea nea: polnareff i thought i told you not to take coke anymore
the triple OG: hey jojo
Jona: Yes?
big balls johnson: yeees??
Star Finger: what
kiss my hair: me?
pure boy 😇: mmmmyeesss?
DIO: oh dio there really is too many of them
pure boy 😇: papa? D:
✨trish✨: you know what I AGREE
DIO: except you
pure boy 😇: thanks papa :)
✨trish✨ changed their name to Ih8giornomore
pure boy 😇: okay, rude
Mama Bear: giorno
pure boy 😇: yes?
Mama Bear: i'm just now hearing you broke up with trish over text
pure boy 😇: omg yes can we drop this
Mama Bear: no no, you need to be punished mister
pure boy 😇: please mama, don't
DIO: mama??
Mama Bear: im gonna ground you for a week
pure boy 😇: mama nooooooooooo
Mama Bear: uh huh
Ih8giornomore: thanks mama bruno
pure boy 😇: ;(
DIO: wait- mama????
Mama Bear: i would suggest you come home right now unless you want the grounding extended
pure boy 😇: yes mama
Ih8giorno: lol
Ih8giornomore: looooool
Chad with a gun: rippp
Ih8giornomore: you get what you fucking deserve
Mama Bear: no phone and no going out for one week
pure boy 😇: no!!!!!!!!!!!!
oreng: wow
oreng: mama bruno mad
Mama Bear: yeah, now get home
pure boy 😇: not even fugo???
Mama Bear: no
Fork: :(
pure boy 😇: don't you think you guys are overreacting just a little
pure boy 😇: i just dumped someone!
Ih8giornomore: OVER TEXT
Ogres are like onions: caps
Ih8giorno: so true
French: damn, what just happened
LisaLisa: he got his just desserts
kiss my hair: imagine breaking up with someone over text
