DIO CREATED THE CHAT: 'slayyy literally lol like we kill people its hilari'
DIO added Not Kira, The Ultimate Lifeform, User #2938, PRAY4FORGIVENESS, Humorous February 14th and CALAMIDEEZ
DIO: fuck it
DIO: WE BALL
Not Kira: Hello. What is this?
DIO: this is our own group chat away from all those cringepilled 🤮 losers 🤮 who 🤮 are 🤮 not 🤮 cool 🤮
Not Kira: Are you implying that Tooru is cool?
CALAMIDEEZ: THAT is EXACTLY what he's IMPLYING ONG
Not Kira: God, why do you talk like that?
CALAMIDEEZ: BECAUSE it ANNOYS YOU lmao
DIO: damn rare tooru W
CALAMIDEEZ: anyway KIRA why is YOUR name NOT KIRA
Not Kira: I don't know, I made it that ages ago.
DIO: you should change it
DIO: its kind of an L name tbh
CALAMIDEEZ: AGREED
Not Kira: Alright, I'll change it then.
Not Kira: Give me a second.
DIO: alright bro
CALAMIDEEZ: so WHAT does THIS MEAN that we WON'T use the MAIN CHAT ANYMORE
DIO: nah
DIO: just a place for us to commit some devious acts and a little blasphemy
PRAY4FORGIVENESS: NO BLASPHEMY HERE
PRAY4FORGIVENESS: NO SIR
DIO: oh yeah
DIO: 0 blasphemy
CALAMIDEEZ: BRO don't YOU two MEGA FUCK
CALAMIDEEZ: isnt that BLASPHEMOUS
PRAY4FORGIVENESS: what makes it a mega fuck?
DIO: no me and pucci are strictly platonic
DIO: that's what homies do they lie on beds half naked together that's what happens and actually you're the weird one for thinking otherwise
CALAMIDEEZ: woah
CALAMIDEEZ: WOAH
CALAMIDEEZ: BRO GETTING kind of DEFENSIVE on GOLLY GOO
Killer: Hello, I'm back.
DIO: DAMN
DIO: BRO REALLY SAID 'HOL UP MY NAME AINT CRINGE ENOUGH'
DIO: AND THEN CRINGED EVERYWHERE
Killer: I couldn't think of anything else, okay?
PRAY4FORGIVENESS: Went from concealing his identity to publicly admitting it ig
CALAMIDEEZ: true LOL what was THAT ALL ABOUT
DIO: bro dedicated his whole life to staying hidden and then just started screaming his name in the streets 💀
Killer: I thought I'd won, okay?
Killer: If it wasn't for that piece of actual trash, Hayato.
CALAMIDEEZ: ONG that KID is ANNOYING AS hell
Killer: You're annoying as hell.
CALAMIDEEZ: DAMN why ARE YOU being SO mean TO ME?
Killer: We're villains. All 7 of us are bad villains. Being mean is what we do.
