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jolyneXD: crazy wacky shit!

DIO: damn rlly?

jolyneXD: yes actually!

DIO: nah i think ur capping tbh

jolyneXD: am not! >:(

DIO: nah tbh you literally are

jolyneXD: hard disagree!

DIO: you disagree with facts?

jolyneXD: maybe!

DIO: ok but my facts are better than yours

jolyneXD: i'm not capping btw

jolyneXD: bruh my facts are way better than yours

DIO: nuh uh you got approximately ZERO good facts

jolyneXD: it's approximately tho so i could have more than 0 good facts

DIO: you don't tho if we're spitting facts

jolyneXD: i am spitting facts

DIO: bro you only spitting spit

jolyneXD: i NEVER spit spit imo

biNOry: most sane conversation on this server:

cripple 🧑🦽: yeah y'all fr YAPPING

jolyneXD: nope everything i say is completely factual

jolyneXD: SUPER factual

jolyneXD: i'm like a facts machine

DIO: bro fax machines are more ancient than me tf kinda point are you trying to make

cripple 🧑🦽: i think she's trying to say that women shouldn't have feelings and just be like machines for men to use

cripple 🧑🦽: crazy thing to say about your own sex tbh

DIO: SEX teehee 🤭

cripple 🧑🦽: bro i hate this guy so much man

biNOry: welcome to the club

DIO: dragona you ain't in the club my mans you are OUT the club

biNOry: wtf? if anyone here's not in the club, it's YOUR goofy ass

DIO: i'm in the fucking club it's literally got my name in it

biNOry: BRO you are not in the 'Hating DIO' club

cripple 🧑🦽: fr fr

biNOry: i was gonna say the 'fuck DIO' club but i knew his sus-monger ass would say some weird shit

DIO: fuck DIO you say now you're talking my language friend

cripple 🧑🦽: well dragona, you decided to say it anyway, so you've doomed us all

DIO: i'm intrigued now dragona, keep going

biNOry: bruh no 😭

jolyneXD: like you insert a coin into me and then i spit out some random fact like 'The Mariana Trench is the deepest point on Earth also jolyne is super sexy and cool!'

DIO: second part is utter cap let's be real here

cripple 🧑🦽: bro you want us to WHAT a WHAT

biNOry: she is a facts machine my guy she can't help what she is

jolyneXD: thank you ☺️

Star Finger: jotaro here for some ocean facts

DIO: ain't no way bro pulled up as soon as he saw we were talking about the ocean

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