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hotpants: johnny x

cripple 🧑🦽: yes my love xx

hotpants: i have just come downstairs to make breakfast and why is the sink exploded and overflowing with water? 😊

hotpants: it wasn't you was it 🤔

cripple 🧑🦽: no lol no way

hotpants: oh that's good because i was gonna be very upset after last time with the washing machine if you did it again

hotpants: but if you didn't do it, it's okay 😊

cripple 🧑🦽: ...

hotpants: ...

cripple 🧑🦽: ok fine i did it

hotpants: YES I KNOW YOU DID

cripple 🧑🦽: im sorry 😭

hotpants: I AM THIS CLOSE TO KICKING YOUR ASS

cripple 🧑🦽: i thought spinning it would help me wash up faster :(

hotpants: YOU ARE DUMB

hotpants: STUPID

hotpants: NOT SMART

Prince: alright calm down before you commit domestic abuse brody

hotpants: josuke

hotpants: giorno said you can fix our fridge/washing machine/sink/everything else this little whore has broken

cripple 🧑🦽: i ain't broken shit

hotpants: TF

hotpants: YOU JUST ADMITTED TO BREAKING IT

cripple 🧑🦽: shush

hotpants: me shush? YOU shush

hotpants: you are acting very stupid today

cripple 🧑🦽: nah

Prince: What is this conversation 💀

hotpants: johnny i am on the verge of tying you to the bed and doing all sorts of unspeakable things to you

Prince: ayo?

cripple 🧑🦽: 😳

Prince: naw you two are weird as hell

douballs: hotpants: giorno said you can fix our fridge/washing machine/sink/everything else this little whore has broken

lmao i can't you silly billy

Prince: not you dumbass

douballs: not you

Prince: what

douballs: what?

Prince: anyway yes hot pants i should be able to fix it as long as you still have the pieces

hotpants: thank goodness

cripple 🧑🦽: also bb x

cripple 🧑🦽: pls don't look at the shower x

hotpants: ok sweetie xx

hotpants: WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN

hotpants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SHOWER

douballs: wow this is a cool plot development johnny is just straight up an idiot

Prince: fr fr

cripple 🧑🦽: I AIN'T DO NOTHIN TO THE SHOWER IT BLEW UP ON ITS OWN I PROMISE

hotpants: ...

hotpants: johnny are you still lying in bed

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