Then So Be It

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Warnings: Prank War, Mild Swearing

Relationship: Grian/Etho

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"Am I pissing you off-fa-fa!?" Grian taunted, "Maybe it'd turn you off-fa-fa."

"Grian I swear to God." Etho threatened, "End this war."

"Okay, fine but open this coke for me first? I have weak arms."

"That's not the only thing on you that's weak." Etho took the bottle, "If this explodes I will personally kill you."

"It's not gonna explode!" Grian chuckled, knowing that he snuck a mento's into the drink. He took a couple steps back as Etho opened the drink and it exploded in his face. Grian bit his lips trying not to laugh at the thoroughly annoyed look splattered across Etho's face.

"Grian." Grian took a few steps back, letting out airy chuckles, "You're a dead man, and after you respawn, you're cleaning this up."


Grian made a bolt for the door, Etho grabbed a gun from the cupboard and cornered Grian from the exit door, "Where do you think you're going?"

"Etho that's a nerf gun. What the hell are you gonna do with a nerf gun?"

Etho smirked then accidentally shot Grian in the neck.

"YOU DICK! OW! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?"

"I swear I wasn't aiming for your neck! Are you okay?"

"Peachy." Grian opened a shooken up soda can and aimed it at Etho, "VENGEANCE BITCH!"

Grian bolted, Etho ran after him after saying, 'Get back here you little twerp.'


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Grian was slain by Etho

<Xisuma> Uh oh.

<Tango> Who's getting his bits this time?

<Etho> This prank war is over, Grian. Now clean up the living room!

<Grian> THIS ISN'T OVER.

<Etho> Then so be it.

<Impulse> Someone get the popcorn, we need to watch the fight.

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