WARNINGS: mild swearing
Relationship: None
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Xisuma quietly closed the mansion door behind him and immediately heard some of the hermits talking in the other room.
"Stress! When's Xisuma coming home?"
"You need to be patiently. X is a busy man."
Xisuma shuddered and quietly walked upstairs to his room. As he entered in, he sighed as he leaned against the door and turned the light on.
"Hello Suma."
Xisuma gasped then saw Grian, "Please Grian, I just want twenty minutes to myself. I'll give you whatever you want."
Grian smirked, "I want full access to my powers and cheetos."
"I can give you all the cheetos you want, but I can't give you full access to your powers."
Grian opened his communicator, "Don't make me tell them you're home."
"Grian please-"
Seconds later, the hermits stormed into his room and started bombarding him with questions and tasks.
Five hours later
"Suma!"
"Suma!"
"SUMA!"
"I'm on strike, go away." Xisuma said tiredly, pulling the blanket over his head, "Go bother Mumbo."
~Three minutes later~
"XISUMA." Mumbo shouted slamming the door behind him.
"What now?!"
"Why did Grian just try to boil me?!"
"He said to boil you!" Grian protested, "It's not my fault!"
"X?!"
"I SAID BOTHER. NOT BOIL. Fucking kids." He groaned, sitting up, "I can never get five minutes can I? Grian stop trying to kill Mumbo. I know he's a potato but knock it off. Mumbo stop being a pansy and let Grian boil you for once. AND FOR THE LOVE OF VOID, LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES. I just wanna take a nap."
"Can I boil Mumbo?"
"I DON'T CARE! Just let me sleep. Wake me up in time for dinner."
"But X-"
"GO."
