A simp made a groupchat and regretted it

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***Dyrroth has made a group chat***

***Dyrroth has added Kimmy and 14 others***

***Dyrroth has changed one name***

Kimmy: What the fuck?

X.Borg: Shorty what the fuck?

Martis: Now what in the fuck is all this?

Zhask: 👀

Guinevere: Abyssal turd, what the fuck?

Alpha: What?

Vale: Another groupchat? Ok?

Valir: I woke up just for this?

Miya: Oh neat, another groupchat

Alucard: Alright Dyrroth, what the fuck is all this?

Granger: No,Just no.

Claude: Woo-Hoo! Another groupchat to enjoy!

Gusion: Holy crap— Why am I here?

Lesley: Why?

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Hello Rival Bitches of the pain in my ass for cockblocking my date with Ruby! I made this fucking groupchat cause we all have in common and its to Simp for Ruby!

***#1KingOfTheSimpRubyClub has changed the groupchat name to We dedicate our lives and prayer for our Loli Gem!***

Martis: Amen

Kimmy: Amen

Granger: Amen

Alucard: Amen

Claude: Amen

Guinevere: Amen

Vale: Amen

Valir: Amen

Miya: Amen

Alpha: Amen

Zhask: Amen

Xborg: Amen

Gusion: Amen

Lesley: Amen

Martis: Also, what the fuck do you mean you're the King? You're literally a prince. I have the King title.

Dyrroth: I'm the admin, That makes me King of the gc

Martis: Dafuq is a gc?

Dyrroth: You know how 'Dafuq' works, yet you dunno the meaning of 'gc'?

Dyrroth: Ok Boomer

Martis: I dunno what that means but fuck you

Guinevere: Boomer is the meaning of calling someone old or a person who is pretty outdated of the events.

Guinevere: Dyrroth's basically calling you old and outdated

Kimmy: gc means 'groupchat', its literally obvious.

Martis: Ah, I see

Claude: Lmfao! Old man! Lol!

Xborg: Dude, don't be too hard on grandpa. He's hair might turn even more white. Lmao!

Gusion: I hope you know what 'Lmfao', 'Lmao' and 'Lol' means grandpa xD

Martis: Of course I know, they are literally quite common as the generations progress.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Old Man~

Martis: Stfu ya damn midget alongside your non-existent dick

Martis: Bet you couldn't even satisfy Ruby with that non-existent tiny ass worm of yours

Miya: Oh God—

Guinevere: Lmfao! 🤣🤣

Zhask: Oof that burn

Claude: Need some ice for that non-existent dickie Dyrroth?

Zhask: Double burn by Claude

Xborg: Yo! That actually make total sense 🤣🤣

Gusion: Things are heating up—Aye!

Alpha: Inappropriate but funny, Good job.

Valir: Lmfao! That burn though— Careful now their lil prince. Who wouldn't want an scar, unlike mine~

Vale: Yiesh— Poor Dyrroth, if only there's a way we good help him.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Fuck you all!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I have do have a dick! And for the record, I could satisfy my lovely goddess in my own ways.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Fuck you thief! Go bakc to the trash where you come from!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: @Valir If I ever wanted to have a scar, It rather somewhere where I won't look like some burnt-ass chicken.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I don't need help from you all, especially from a mental disoriented wind royalty, who thinks can just get away from anything.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Sorry~ I don't speak pheasant grandpas! Speak louder. @Martis

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Says the guy who's lost his at a fire explosion. @Xborg

Kimmy: Dayum- Dyrroth literally went full on this one.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: That's what they get for messing with me.

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh wait— 😈😈

***#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name***

***#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name***

***#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name***

***#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name***

***#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name***

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Eheh~ 😈😈

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I love myself so much! Muahaahaha! Enjoy it fuckers! 🖕🖕

Alpha: What the fuck—

***End Of Chapter***

Lmao... I dunno why am I doing at 2 or 3 am? Ahahahahah! Meh lack sleep. 🤡

Dyrroth's a little shit.

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