Danganronpa: Komm Susser Tod

Monokuma Theater 1

Monokuma Theater 1

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Monokuma: Ahem, is this thing on, or what? Yeah? Good, good, I've been itching to get back to the old swing of things! Greetings and salutations, one and all! I am Monokuma, obviously, and I humbly introduce you to the Monokuma Theater! Here, not only will I reminiscence on what had just transpired, but I will also give my two cents on whatever is bothering me at this moment in time! Now then, for the goldfish out there, let me provide a quick, simple and easy recap of the preceding events! Upupupu~

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We first met Reiji Suzuki, the Ultimate Cameraman, and his best friend Mamoru Kurosawa, the Ultimate Screenwriter. By some twist of fate, they found themselves locked up in the middle of nowhere alongside a gaggle of 14 other students, roped into playing a Killing Game by none other than... the best headmaster in the entire world... me, of course! The rules were simple: the only escape was to kill someone, and not get caught!

Tensions already flared up thanks to the antics of Sasuke Akechi, the Ultimate Kidnapper, and resistance quickly proved to be futile, as when Shouko Nikaido, the Ultimate Sukeban attempted an escape, I quickly made an example of her by smashing her kneecap to itty bitty pieces! The next thing was the motive reveal: everyone was given another person's secret, and a murder had to be committed in 72 hours unless all of them were to be leaked!

However, Homura Yamaoka, the Ultimate ???, was pressured by Sasuke into revealing the ugly truth behind Mayu Ikezawa, the Ultimate Go Player's trauma - that she had once gone through sexual violence. But despite almost everyone hating what Sasuke did, he wasn't the first victim. It was Mamoru, killed for secretly being the H-manga artist known as SHADOWMOUNTAIN!

In the resulting Class Trial, accusations flew about, especially when it seemed apparent that the Spanish serial killer vigilante known as Sparkling Justice was not only involved in the murder, but also in the very room. His identity was uncovered, by Reiji, as Tetsuo Garcia, the Ultimate Luchador... but in a surprise turn of events, he was innocent! The true killer turned out to be Shuya Sasakura, the Ultimate Bartender, who had the gall to set himself up as a voice of reason!

And for every killer comes an execution: Shuya was forced to drink to one's health, so much that he eventually blew his brains out because he mistook it for another drink! Hahaha! Serves you right! But now, several more questions will have to be answered. Can Reiji continue to solve the upcoming murders that can and most likely will happen? How will the others deal with Tetsuo, now that he has been proven to be a serious threat to them all? And will Homura make up for her mistake, or will she fall completely under Sasuke's sway, unable to disobey him? Those are stories... for another time! Upupupu~

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Monokuma: Now that's out of the way, now I have the entire floor to myself to complain about anything and everything I want! And you know what grinds my gears today? People who make assumptions judging solely on fashion sense, and will die on the hill of said assumption! I've gotta admit, some outfits are so gaudy and tacky, they don't look good on anyone! Like leisure suits! Anybody remember those? No? 'Cause they're dead as disco! Ahahaha, funny one there, what a zinger! But like, dude, isn't it really that hard to accept that some shades look good on everyone? Or that to accept that a leopard-print jacket can be chic on the perfect female body? Then again, I am being openly biased here, so... um... Well, don't get me started on that programmer who created my software. Who knew that a simple skirt would cause so much debate both off and online? But, y'know, that's a whole other can o' worms, so enough about that. Oh? I have nothing else to say? Very well then.

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Monokuma: Bearwell, and I'll see you later! Maybe in the New Year, who knows?

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Monokuma Theater 1, End