Danganronpa: Komm Susser Tod

Monokuma Theater 2

Monokuma Theater 2

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Monokuma: Well, well, well, aren't you surprised to see me once again? No? Because I humbly welcome you, once again, to the Monokuma Theater. For those of you who are goldfish, I'll gladly provide a quick recap of what had just transpired! And for those who aren't, stick around for when I have the floor entirely to myself! With the introduction done and dusted, let's get cracking, then!

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After the traumatic first two deaths of my wonderful Killing Game, Reiji Suzuki, the Ultimate Cameraman, ended up finding solace from the two most unlikeliest sources, that being Asuka Miyamoto, the Ultimate Game Developer, and her stalwart companion Kira Aozaki, the Ultimate Clockmaker. As for what happened next, all of them, alongside their remaining friends, were allowed to explore more weird and wonderful rooms of the facility that I have so generously provided for them!

Sasuke Akechi, the Ultimate Kidnapper, continued to stir up as much trouble as he could, including mocking the trauma of Mayu Ikezawa, the Ultimate Go Player, and subsequently invoking the wrath of Tetsuo Garcia, the Ultimate Luchador. However, his actions had nothing to do with the next motive I set for this motley crew to kill each other: namely, bounties that I had placed on each of their heads! Although Usagi Hino, the Ultimate Heavy Metal Guitarist, had the highest bounty, it seemed that she was a bit too valuable to target.

Not that it mattered to the skittish and paranoid Masato Oda, the Ultimate Fast Food Worker, who meanwhile had the lowest of the low when it came to bounties. Eventually, he snapped, planned out, and attempted to commit a murder! The key word there being "attempted", as his intended victim managed to turn the tables on and kill him in return! A fitting end, don't you agree?

Of course, Reiji had to figure out what went off, and ultimately threw his lot in with Sasuke against Kira and Asuka in order to find Masato's killer! Was it Chie Midoriyama, the Ultimate Herpetologist? No, of course not. It turned out to be, drumroll please... Usagi, who planned to make it out of here alive to try and right her wrongs. Not that it mattered, considering what I subjected her to in return for getting caught: burn, baby, burn!

And now, the stage is set for yet more trials and tribulations to affect our remaining survivors. How can Kira keep the group under control, especially after not just one, but two murders? Will Mayu be able to move on, or will she ultimately destroy herself in her despair? And what heinous tricks does Sasuke have up his sleeve next? Not telling yet! Upupupu~

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Monokuma: Got that? Yes? Good, now I can get into the meat of what I want to complain about today! Well, you know what's popular in this day and age? Social media! And who infests social media on a regular basis? Teenagers! And what do these teenagers do on social media? Complain about anything bothering them! And you know what word is trendy for these young 'uns nowadays! Triggering! Now, don't get me wrong, there are some things you should be warned around: self-harm, sexual violence, yadda yadda. Fair play, after all. But then there's the kind of people who say that the most inane things trigger them, and conversation with them turns into a minefield because as soon as you say something they don't like, they explode! For example, take someone who may be triggered by the mere mention of, get this, a fictional character! What did they do wrong to you? Just admit that you hate said character and go vent your frustrations in more productive pursuits! Like, I dunno, writing shitty fanfic in which they're grossly out-of-character and what not! Trigger warnings are supposed to be for people with trauma, so that they know what to avoid, but unfortunately, a lot of people just use them for things they don't like! When you're having to put up trigger warnings for cereal, you know things have gone way too far-

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Homura: This is no joke. This is not funny. I have reason to believe that sooner or later, someone here is going to die by suicide. If you do not feel as though you can in good faith continue with this story, this is your chance to turn back and walk away. I am sincere; for those of you who may be triggered by suicide, if you wish to leave, do so now. Please, I'm-

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Monokuma: ...Apologies for the interruption, measures will be taken to ensure that it won't happen again! Wait, we've ran out of time? Oh well, that's life for ya. Goddamn Homura...

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Monokuma: Night! Sleep tight! Do let the bed bugs bite! Why? So that you can experience the despair of a restless sleep! Upupupu~

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Monokuma Theater 2, End