Monokuma Theater 5
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Monokuma: Well, that was a doozy. Not too proud about what went down, to be honest, but let's face it, we're running out of students! Or should I say, livestock? Heh, beats me. Anyways, you might be a goldfish. And if you are a goldfish, then you would've most likely forgot what just went off! So here I am, here to relay to you the latest in this Mutual Killing Game! Let's get going!
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With their numbers beginning to dwindle, Reiji Suzuki, the Ultimate Cameraman sought it fit to investigate the strange behaviour of two women: not only his only remaining connection between his normal life and the Killing Game, Homura Yamaoka, the Ultimate Forger, but also the group's leader Kira Aozaki, the Ultimate Clockmaker. Kira hinted at foul play from Sasuke Akechi, the Ultimate Kidnapper, but ultimately no action was taken.
Then of course, we got the next motive; in a rare act of mercy from me, I would've let the blackened leave with a student who had earned their favour. And shortly after Homura attempted to prematurely end the Killing Game by tampering with the boiler, she thankfully, for my pleasure, ended up dead! But the curious part about it was that she apparently died, in two different places, at the same time! In a truly mind-boggling case, Reiji and co. had to figure out where Homura truly died, and, of course, who whacked her.
Unfortunately for the group, it was not Sasuke that ended Homura's life, but instead Kira! And despite Asuka Miyamoto, the Ultimate Game Developer's best efforts, her best friend died. Now then, will Reiji either bond with Asuka further over their shared suffering, or drift apart due to his indirect involvement in Kira's demise? Will Sasuke evade justice once more? And what will the other two get up to? Find out, for the last time, in the future! Upupupu~
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Monokuma: Okay, okay, I have a hunch that this is going to be the last one. 'Cuz, you know, it's tradition for there to be six, and no more than six, chapters. Because, you know, it gives us meaning in life. (sniff) Maybe. You ever had that feeling? That life is a joke? That life is meaningless? That no matter what you do, people will just look the other way and totally ignore you? That despite you giving it your all, you're still considered to be bottom of the barrel? That nothing in life matters and it's all pointless? Then congratulations! You now know what nihilism is! And do you want to know what these feelings also are a sign of? Despair! And boy, oh, boy, do I LOVE IT! Despair is eternal! I can spread despair with my Killing Games any time I wanted! There was one before! There is one now! There will be one soon! Three's the magic number, good things come in threes, and all that jazz. Wait, I've ran out of time? Oh well, got more important matters to sort out right now, so...
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Monokuma: I bid you bearwell for now. And despairfully, this won't be the last time we meet! Upupupu~
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Monokuma Theater 5, End
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Danganronpa: Komm Susser Tod
Mystery / Thriller"For Reiji Suzuki, the Ultimate Cameraman, school is quite literally a living hell. Under the watchful eye of Monokuma, he and 15 other students are trapped inside a brutal Killing Game - in which escape will only be provided to the one who not only...
