Girlfriend Finds Out Boyfriend Is Going To Be Killed By An Assassin And A Bitch By: Fall Out Boy

The One With The Mitochondria

Marina's POV

All five of us squished into The Commander's grey mini-van. No one knows exactly where she got the van, it just popped up in Luna's driveway. Luna took the steering wheel with Caspar in the seat next to her. Everest had to lay down in the back seat which meant I was forced to set next to Lacy.

"ROADTRIP!!" Caspar yelled excitedly, earning small yay's from everyone else.

"Wait, what about school?" I asked as Luna pulled out of the driveway.

"Fuck school" I heard Everest mutter from the back.

"What she said." Luna said, smiling widely.

And so began the awkwardest roadtrip of my life.

I couldn't read in the car because 1. I would get extremely car sick if I tried and 2. the only books avaliable were The Art of Killing, the car manual, and some half-written story Lacy was working on called Memories.

I sighed and stared out the window, taking in all the flashing colors, but I eventually got a little dizzy from that so I stopped.

Suddenly, I heard a familiar tune coming softly from the car speakers. Luna must have turned on the radio.

"Turn it up!" I yelled to Luna. She complied and a loud Scottish voice filled the car.

"WHEN I WAKE UP!" I began, "WELL I KNOW IM GONNA BE, IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHO WAKES UP NEXT TO YOU!"

Luna's head shot up as she recognized the song. "WHEN I GO OUT, WELL I KNOW IM GONNA BE, IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHO GOES ALONG WITH YOU."

Caspar smiled and sang, "IF I GET DRUNK, WELL I KNOW IM GONNA BE, IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHO GETS DRUNK NEXT TO YOU."

Everyone looked at Lacy, who glared back, obviously not wanting to sing. She huffed and began, "AND IF I HAVER, WELL I KNOW IM GONNA BE, IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHO'S HAVERING TO YOU!"

The drum beat sounded and we all banged out heads to the beat. Off-key we harmonized the song. Even Everest shouted in a few lines.

"BUT I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE. JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR!"

A loud siren sounded from behind us, interrupting the first time we all got along. Luna hurriedly turned off the radio, and glanced at Caspar with a worried glance.

"Do even have a driver's liscense?" I asked quietly.

"Of course I do. A fake one, that is." Luna retorted.

A large cop came out of the police car. When I saw large, I don't mean tall, I mean large. He pulled his pants up and began to strut towards the mini-van. He obviously ate one too many donuts.

"Liscense and regestration, ma'am." The cop's voice wasn't what I expected. It was high-pitched and raspy at the same time.

Luna handed her forged driver's liscene to the man. I kept thinking about all of the weapons in the car and on Luna's body alone.

"Miss...Grace, are you aware that this car is a stolen vehicle?" Great. Thanks, Commander. Lacy put her head in her hands, and Caspar let out a sigh.

"No, I wasn't aware. This car belongs to a friend." Luna said, laying on the flirting a bit thick. Caspar looked mad for a second, but realized what she was trying to do.

"Until you can prove this 'friend' is real, I need you and the rest of the Brady Bunch to come back to the station with me." WHAT?? I CAN'T GET ARRESTED!

"Whatever you say, officer." she said, touching his upper arm. He chuckled a bit, and walked back to his car, expecting us to follow.

"Marina, Everest, I had these IDs made just in case. Now your names are Angela Montenegro and Tessa Gray. Lacy's name is Margo Roth Spieglman. My name is Thalia Grace and Caspar is Mycroft Holmes." Angela Montenegro. I like it.

"Did you just say his name is Microsoft?" I asked, slowly.

"No, she said Mitochondria." Lacy answered, smiling at me before remembering we don't like each other.

"MYCROFT!" Caspar yelled while Luna handed us our IDs.

"Sure, babe." Luna, or should I say Thalia, said and gave Caspar/Microsoft/Mitochondria a kiss on the cheek.

Luna stepped out of the car, making sure to grab some weapons. I grabbed a double-edged knife and put it in one of my Doc Martins. I glanced at Luna's clothes that I was wearing. She gave me a black skirt and white shirt to match. I absolutley hate skirts, but there was nothing else.

We had to help Everest/Tessa out of the car and made her look as presentable as possible. She was dressed in a short black dress and flats. I had to make sure she wasn't flashing Caspar like he flashed me.

The five of us walked to the car. Suddenly realizing that there were only three seats in the back of the car, the police officer said, "One of you can sit in the front with me, and another can sit in laps." The police officer pulled Luna into the front seat and left us to fend for ourselves.

"I'll sit on the floor." I said, not wanting to sit on anyone's lap. Everest, Lacy, and Caspar got in, and I sat on the disgusting floor.

"No, sweetie, you can't sit there. Its against the law. Sit in his lap." the large officer said, saying the last part forcefully. I gave Luna an I'm-sorry-im-sitting-on-your-boyfriend look and sat down.

Of course, I had to be wearing a skirt. The one time I sit on a boy's lap. Now I felt everything Caspar had, and I kept flashing back to his naked body. I shivered slightly.

a/n
oo Marina's getting some.
#hotforwalker

The song at the beginning is I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) by: the Proclaimers. Please look it up. If you've ever seen How I Met Your Mother, then you'll get the reference.

The fake names are all from books/Tv shows/movies:

Angela Montenegro: Bones

Tessa Gray: Clockwork Angel by: Cassandra Clare

Margo Roth Spieglman: Paper Towns by: John Green

Thalia Grace: Percy Jackson and the Olympians by: Rick Riordan

Mycroft Holmes: Sherlock

Sorry if its confusing
~Mrs. Clifford♥