5 days later
I was in the doctor's office explaining how I got Pitou's marking.
"And, what animal did you say you were attacked by?" The doctor asked.
"I have no clue. It was too dark to see it" The doctor was standing behind me so she could look at the mark to see if it was infected or something.
"I gotta say, I haven't seen too many bite marks like this, my best guess is maybe a were-cat" The doctor said "were-cat" with so much confidence I wasn't sure if she was kidding. "I do have good news though, the bite is not infected but there's nothing I can do for your lycanthropy" She said in a somber tone before handing me my shirt.
"I have 1 last question. I've been getting dizzy very easily and hallucinating" I listed off my symptoms while I buttoned up my shirt.
"You could be pregnant?" The doctor laughed. "You could just be dehydrated?" 'Her answer did make sense, I mean I don't know how long I want without food or water in the Nest'
"Yea, also I quit smoking do you think that has anything to do with it?" I suggested.
"Well you shouldn't be smoking at all but you could have just been dehydrated and probably something withdrawal" The doctor guessed. (Hooray for cop-outs 🎉)
"Also, you're very underweight. As a medical professional please, go get some McDonald's or something, y'know, go all out""Got it, thanks for your help doc" I replied getting ready to leave.
"Please, call me doctor" Doc corrected.
I shook her hand and left "You got it Doc" (Guess where I stole that from)
'So what is left on the do list' I pulled out my new notepad to check what to do. 'Get a tape recorder, miniature camera, and more notepads then leave'
5-hour Time Skip
(I'm skipping again because I think you wouldn't want to read the shopping montage as much as I would enjoy reading it and I have not gotten much sleep and I am starving to death(Great artists often need to suffer for their creations(edit: I was hungry and tired while writing this and I'm hungry and tired while editing this(and I'm hungry now while copy n pasting this on fanfic .com))))I was on call with Dirk "What did the client say?" I asked
"Orangutang noises" He answered.
"Really, wait how much am I getting paid?"
"Very aggressive orangutang noises"
"I'm not sure if that's a lot or a little but guessing by the size of the number I'm going to guess it's a lot?"
"Orangutang noises" dirk sounded very sad at the answer.
"Did they give me a place to start investi-gatering at?" I asked.
"Soft orangutan noises" he responded.
"Thanks, Dirk" I said hung up the call. "WHERE AM I?!" I yelled to no one.
"S-sto-op right-t t-there Civilian" It was a guard or a cop. I put my hands up.
"What seems to be the problem officer" I asked.
"S-stop n-now or el-lse" he then pointed his gun at me.
"If you tell me what's wrong I can help" I suggested.
The guard then shot me. I used abracadabra to stop the bullet. I fell backwards. 'Let's see where this goes' the guard then Continued what I assume was their patrol. As soon as he was past me I stood up. He didn't see or hear me. I walked up behind him and judo chop. He's out cold. giving me The opportunity to steal his uniform. 'Now time to find that village.' Luckily for me, the dickhead guard had a map on him. I'm 15 minutes away. (I swear there's a reason I put this on the story I just can't remember it)
After a little bit of running, I got the village "Hello!" Amen, I put on a gruffer voice. "Everybody get out here, NOW!" 'I guess I'll have to do my job' I look around the village for anything that is a clue. Kicking open doors will never not be fun. Sniff Sniff "blood?" 'There's clearly been a struggle here'
I put my Jon Doe clothes on the couch so I could take pictures with the mini camera I bought. A smashed vase on the floor, chairs that aren't tucked in, food still on the table, there is a crack in the wall, and blood on the floor. I turned on the camera to say
"My Theory so far is that there's a cult Going around killing people" I used Abracadabra to reenact what I think happened but with me instead of people. "I think this reenactment I put together should help"
a small group of me kicked in the door and yelled something at the family of me. The biggest me grabbed one of me from the family but was stopped by another me hitting him in the head with a vase in response, big me backhanded me into a wall causing the crack and throwing the beer that they were holding I was holding at the ground causing the blood on the floor. When the rest of the family of me tried to they were subdued by the smaller of the cultist me's and took it outside where I turned off the camera.
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