Cover obviously isn't mine it's straight up a screenshot from the anime and I obviously don't own on Hunter X Hunter
In my own words the story is kind of like JJBA battle tendency meets some weird dark romance.
THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER STORY.
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After a few hours of running and only 3 times where I feel on my face, we arrived at York New city.
"Stop for one second" I asked.
"What?" She replied, impatiently tapping her foot. 'Movie reference, last year shoes, finger snap'
"Put this on" I handed her the baseball cap and shades. Pitou gestured to the hat and tried putting it on but... cat ears. "J-just cut a hole or something?" I shrugged.
"Why do you want me to do this?" Pitou asked while using her claws to make holes for her ears.
"It's because you stick out like an erection in spandex also, you need to use Zendatsu, I shouldn't have to tell you why" I said digging through my robe pockets. (In universe that joke doesn't even make sense lol)
"Stab 'n-" Pitou quietly muttered to herself before taking a pause and rubbing the bridge of her nose. "I'm assuming you mean Zetsu and I'm not going to do that?" Neferpitou toned down her aura so it wouldn't traumatize any normal person. "You still need to tell me what you're doing" She was very skeptical about what I was asking.
I pulled out a flask. 'I'll be keeping that for later' I finally pulled out a few napkins that I probably stole. "You're right to be skeptical of me. I'll explain in one minute" I ripped the napkins in half and stuffed them in the pinky of each of the gloves. "Also I don't need to do anything"
"What are you doing?" Pitou asked peeking over my shoulder.
"Count to 10 on your fingers" I said as I was tying the ring and pinky fingers together with a few hairs so they would work in unison. "Here" I gave her the gloves.
"Are you gonna explain or what?" Pitou questioned probably confused by all the steps I'm taking.
"You are technically a new magical beast so people won't look the other way to the scariest thing they've ever seen walking down the street, and there are a few hunters roaming the city who might recognize you, and killing them would just be a pain in my ass" I explained my extreme measures.
"That makes... some sense but what about this genus" she flicked her tail back and forth.
"I... didn't think about that" I patted myself down. "Can you tuck it up your shirt and hope it goes away" I sarcastically replied. "I'm kidding, wear this" I gave her my bathrobe.
"That is the worst smelling thing I've ever had the displeasure of being around" She said stepping back and covering her nose.
"Okay, we have 4 courses of action, 1. I go home and sleep? 2. You suck it up and quit your moaning!" I snapped and I threw the purple robe at her before started continuing to the city. 'That was rude, I mean I did suggest coming here, no fuck her, I'm doing the favour' (3. Pitou waits outside of the city and Jon brings the ship to her?)
"Sigh fine" Pitou unhappily put on the bathrobe. "Please tell me I don't need to wear this for long?" She asked.
"The rest of the trip" I lied. "I'm kidding, less than 30 minutes"
We continue into the city, making sure to go through the back allies as an extra precaution. After about 15 minutes we made it to the airship-port. (Or whatever you call it) unsurprisingly the port didn't have many people in it, because it was night.
"There's a bench over there, you should take a seat" I waved my hand at a bench.
"Why?" Pitou asked.
"You ask a lot of questions for a loyal soldier ant" I said rubbing my eyes without taking off my glasses. "Sigh because I think sitting over there is more entertaining for someone with a terrible attention span I mean, do you really wanna watch me fill out paperwork, also your legs might need a rest after being out for so long and then running for a few hours straight" I explained started heading to a clerk.
"Thanks?" Neferpitou said walking to the bench. 'Fuck you for making me do the right thing'
The Clerks/tellers looked half asleep. "Hello sir, how may I help you" The female worker woman said.
"I need an airship" I showed the woman my hunter's license. "What I'm doing is very time sensitive so please hurry" I wasn't in a patient mood so I used Half-Past Wicked.
"Yes sir, right away" She ran off to go get things ready.
I looked around the humungous room. 'Let's hope there's a coffee shop around here' I started making my way around the airship-port looking for a place to eat or drink.
Neferpitou POV
'What is taking him so long it's been about five minutes since Jon left and it's boring. To make things worse all I can smell is this stupid bathrobe, it smells like burned chemicals, rancid urine, and gunpowder, plus something else I can't pin down' I stood up to look for him.
"I'm back" Jon sat down next to me.
"Oh" I said sitting back down. I noticed he had a paper bag with him. "What's in here?" I asked taking the bag.
"Some stuff for later" Jon tried to take the bag back.
I swatted his hand away. "I wanna see" inside was, a bottle of water, 2 weird things wrapped in yellow paper.
"Pfff" Jon spit up whatever he was drinking on himself. "Bu alkol değil" Jon had been speaking in another language here and there.
"How long till the ship is ready" I asked handing him the bag.
"Soon" Jon put his flask away and started making a call to someone.
