We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Chapter 30

8-day time skip
That makes it the 20th

I was out at a karaoke bar with my "friends" because I needed an alibi for somethin. When my new phone started going off during someone's set.
Everybody looked at each other to find the culprit. "Oh, that's me, I'll be right back"

"Is this Jon Doe The Pet Detective?" My new client asked. 'Why does that voice sound so familiar'

"Yes I am he, him, um a speaking, but I'm now the investi-gator after a small lawsuit... that's not important, who can I stalk- I mean investigate for you?" 'There goes the sale'

"No it's me Morel" Morel explained.

"Who?" I asked. Just as he responded I interrupted him by saying. "Yeah whatever why are you interrupting my vacation?"

"Ahem, I'm just calling to tell you that we found Kite's body" Morel sounded kind of annoyed.

"Yeah, I know what you mean. Did you see a hole or mark on his neck?" I inquired while walking to the bar.

"Yeah, I saw something like that. Why??" Mr. Morel asked consciously.

"I made that" I pointed to myself even though I knew he couldn't see me.

"Why?" Morel questioned.

"Self-defence. To be more specific and I was made to fight him for a- just a Blowjob for me" I was talking to the bartender.

"..."

"Sorry I was talking to the bartender I made that hole with a pen. The Royal guards thought it would be funny. I showed them" I explained away my mistake.

"Okay, the timing on that wasn't the best" Morel awkwardly laughed.

"If that's everything then I need to get going" I asked getting impatient.

"B-" Morel was about to say something but I stopped him.

"Oh yeah before I forget, the King and his Royal dickheads are in East Gorteau" I assumed he already knew but I told him just because.

"We already know that but thanks. How did you know?" He asked.

"Thank you" I thanked the bartender "Because shut up that's why. Call me when you raid the palace I have a job to do" I slammed back my Blowjob in one go and hung up the call. I started heading back to my group.

"What were you doing over there?" My other friend Jessica asked.

"Getting a blowjob from the bartender"

Time skip. (He's staying at a hotel because Meteor city is currently infested with ants)

"Bark Bark" Sherlock Howells yelled at me.

I pleaded with him to "Please be quiet"

"Quite bark" He quietly barked.

"Tell them to call back in an hour" I asked waving him away.

"Bark" He told me about their rule demeanour.

"Just get Dirk to help them he's basically my secretary" I covered my eyes with a pillow.

"Funny bark" He said laughing.

"I don't care about any of his monkey business" I replied.

"Annoyed bark" He said impatiently.

"Fine Fine Fine, could someone please get me my hangover cure" I asked rubbing my hungover eyes.

"Relieved bark" Sherlock Howells gently picked up my phone with his teeth and "handed" it to me.

"Are they waiting on the line or?" I picked up the phone.

Bvvvv Bvvvv

My phone started vibrating. I answered the call "Sorry we're not taking jobs at the moment"

"Jon?" 'I know that voice'

"I'm not drunk enough for this shit" I went to end the call.

"Please Wait!" Neferpitou begged.

I looked at Colombo and he nodded "Sigh Okay what is it" I asked with an exasperated sigh at the beginning.

"Please come back" She pleaded with me.

"No" I was handed a glass of a bottle of cheap but aged whiskey by Sherlock.

"But I miss you. Don't you miss me?" Pitou asked.

"You can't see it but I just shrugged" I replied downing half the bottle in one go.

"Please Jon, I love you!" Pitou said through the phone. 'Ok, this is just sad'

"I've drank so much alcohol in the past week that Ozzy Osbourne would be jealous, I can't feel anything even if I wanted to" I finished the rest of my hangover cure.
"How did you put it" I thought for a second trying to recall what she said
"Ok, this has gone from funny to depressing. Goodbye we're not gonna meet again" I hung up the phone and blocked her number which was my number. 'That was a lie the hunter association is probably planning some sort of raid on the palace I'm gonna get in on that action'

(I only made 1 Grammar mistake)