Inspector gadget theme starts playing
My phone started playing Dirk's ringtone.
I picked up my phone and said "Go for Doe"
"Orangutang noises" Dirk asked about the situation in Meteor city.
I told Dirk "Okay. See if you can find the biggest place you can. If you can't then buy 2 and we can merge them together"
"Understanding orangutan noises" Dirk said.
I explained for him to "Call me if anything important happens. Bye"
"Orangutang noises" He said bye.
I hung up the phone and continued in the same direction I was going before.
later.
I woke up in the middle of a wine cellar... minus the wine. 'Oh god. I think my drinking solution might've turned into a drinking problem'
Bvvvv Bvvvv
"Hello" I whispered into my phone trying to squeeze out another drop from the closest bottle.
"John are you alright, no one's been able to contact you in days" Someone said.
"I'm sorry, I have no clue who this is?" I asked trying to get my shit together.
"It's Morel. Can you tell me what's happening on your end?" Morel asked.
"Last thing I remember I was heading into a house to look for something" I used my fingers to comb back my hair.
"Were you attacked?" Morel was starting to sound like my mom.
"Apparently I got a whole lot of missed calls I need to return, after that I'm gonna head to the capital city" I told him my plan then hung up. 'It's only like 5 calls'
I had 3 calls from Dirk, and 1 from my friend Bob, and I didn't recognize the last number. There was 1 text saying 'Hello are you ok' It was from the unknown number.
I started returning Dirk's calls long story short he got a nice 2 story building. I did bother responding to Bob because that friend group wasn't needed anymore.
I text back the unknown number saying 'yea'
Bvvvv Bvvvv
'That was fast' My phone started getting a call from the number and I picked it up. As soon as I did I realized who it was before they even spoke. (Because there's only one person who would care about him)
"Jon are you ok!?" Pitou in an urgent tone.
I answered "Yeah, I'm fine what about you" 'I need to stop calling my exes when I get blackout drunk. Maybe I should just stop drinking'
"I was worried about you" Pitou sounded worried 'I have a feeling that if I was with her I would be in the world's strongest bear hug'
I put the call on speakerphone and sprawled out on the nice cold floor. "I'm sorry for worrying you"
"I wouldn't need to worry if you came back to me?" Neferpitou not so subtly suggested.
"I'm not going anywhere for a while" I was referring to my headache.
"I can fix anything that's wrong with you" She said thinking that I was referring to a physical ailment.
"Only if" I wished. 'If Pitou could cure hangovers then I'd fucking marry her'
"Last time I asked you didn't answer so I'll ask again, do you really not miss me? Because I miss everything about you" Neferpitou asked.
'I miss the little things like when we slept together (In the same bed = together). It was very nice and I miss that friend you murdered. He was very fun(like that time they slept together)'
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We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC
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