We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Chapter 51

'Table; ready, food; looking delicious, drink; drinkable? suit; stylish, hair; good, friends/employees; locked away. Everything is ready' I readjusted my tie and suit as I waited.

Neferpitou walked out of my old bedroom after her catnap and asked, "Why are you dressed so nice?"

"As a thank you for helping me I made you some food" I explained pointing to the table I had set up.

"Oh... th-thank you" Pitou sounded surprised as she stuttered.

"It's just a steak because... um... it's against my... um... hm... I have. Yea, I just didn't want to cook a person" I started going for the exit. (I assure you it's not an issue of morality)

Pitou grabbed my hand and said. "You're not staying?" 'Did she just teleport across the room?'

"No, I have something to do" I tried pulling my arm away.

"Can it wait, I don't want to eat alone" Neferpitou held my right hand with both of hers while trying to force eye contact with me.

'I mean it can but it really shouldn't' "Sure, I guess I have some time to kill" I agreed as I stepped back and avoided her gaze. 'If she calls this a date I'm out'

"Thank you" While I was looking away Neferpitou kissed me. To not make things awkward I kissed back, but I pulled back before things got too heated.

When Pitou turned around I got out my pill bottle. '3 left' "Be nice" I muttered to myself and took the rest of them.

I pulled up an office chair to the table, Pitou was sniffing her drink. "Is this blood?" She asked.

"Yea, I stuck a tree tap into Jolly Wally's eye" I mimed a stabbing motion with my hand. (I can do better than that)

"Really?" She asked taking a drink.

"Yea. I left the body in the bathtub, if you get hungry" I let out a chuckle at the end after remembering the ridiculous pose I put the Napoleon Of Not Being Bad a Crime in.

"Thank you" Pitou had a cute smile. "Where were you going?" Neferpitou started cutting her steak.

"Just meeting up with a guy about a thing" I replied. On accident, I let out a "Snicker" when I saw Pitou take a bite.

Pitou asked, "What?"

"N-Nothing" I tilted my head a bit and smiled. "You just enjoy the meal" 'Just have a normal human conversation for once in your life' The voice of my sperm donor echoed out through my mind. 'Fu- No, stop and breathe, don't let him get me' "I didn't do anything to the food I was just saying that to mess with you... sorry" I gave the best apology I could without "cheating".

I used my fingers to comb through my hair. "It's fine. I thought it was pretty funny" Pitou's smile only grew bigger. 'For someone who eats people, she's got nice teeth'
Neferpitou reached across the small table and put her hand on top of mine "Thank you for this date Jon" 'Peace I'm out' (I hate having a of the characters laugh at one of your own jokes(it's so fucking cringy))

'I'm leaving, I've assessed the situation and I'm going' I got up and started to leave. "No problem but, I really need to go now"

"Where are you going?" Pitou asked dropping the knife and fork she was holding.

"I'm Just Leaving" 'I don't think she knows what a VHS is, so I can't think I can use my normal excuse'

Pitou replied, "Can't you stay any longer?"

"No, I put it off long enough" I explained while speeding up.

Pitou dashed to me and again, tried grabbing my hand but I swatted it away. "Jon wait"
Her insistence was starting to make me angry. I normally don't get angry but the medication I took was making it hard to control my temper.

"No, I have something to do" I took out my phone and started to fake pressing buttons so she wouldn't talk to me. 'Fuck you old man, you got in my head and screwed me up'

"Jon please" She asked.

"I can't stay, you should just-" I was trying to get out quickly before I blew up and made things bad enough that I had to use one of my plan Bs.
My heart skipped a beat when Neferpitou spun me around and trapped me in a hug. "Let me go" Without even realizing it I was digging my nails into my palm, but when Pitou grabbed me I let go.

Pitou whispered, "Can you stay for me?" in my ear and looked me in the eyes.

"No" I tried breaking out of the hug but shock of all shocks my twig arms weren't strong enough. 'I would but... I won't'

"Why?" Pitou loosened her grip. "Can you stay for us?" The mention of "Us" immediately spiked my blood pressure and untethered my rage.

I used my Hatsu to force her to let go of me. "What the FUCK are you even talking about. I just made you a steak, there wasn't any kind of ulterior motive" 'I should remember to use that ability more. I have too many abilities to remember' (I'm not pulling that out of my ass it's basic Nen(I think))

Neferpitou's eyes turned into animalistic slits and she said."I don't believe you" Pitou pulled me into a kiss. 'There's the crazy I know. I hope I don't need to get out my psycho girlfriend flamethrower' I only managed to push her off when she tried to go for the mark on my neck.

Pitou stumbled backwards a few steps. "Listen I'm gonna make this clear. I helped you at the palace because I hate everyone else more than you. That's not some romantic confession either, because I lack the fucking brain chemicals to feel anything.
So for the last time drop your stupid fucking notion of romance you a fucking monster!" This time when I tried to leave I didn't get stopped.

'I think that went well, not that much yelling, minimal violence, zero makeshift flamethrowers, no faking my death and forging a new identity, compared to other relationships I'd say it went well'

(This chapter took a long time in particular because a lot of stuff happened IRL. I lost my job and I got arrested for "Theft" and "Grand larceny" and "Destruction of public property" and "Destruction of cities property" and "Causing a public disturbance" and "Possession of illegal military-grade firearms" and "Position control substance" and "Possession of multiple controlled substances" and "Failure to cooperate with the police officer" and"Trying to bribe a police officer" "Flashing police officer" and "Assaulting a police officer" and "Murder of several police officers" Then while I was waiting for my trial to go to court they stacked more ridiculous charges on top of me like "Breaking out of my prison cell" and "Starting a riot" and "Murder of several prisoners" and "Murder of several prison guards" and Worst of all "Animal abuse"
but people don't wanna hear about that So That's why I kept the list short When the trial finally went to court I was sentenced to 10,000 hours of community service🤢 And that stuff isn't even including all the shows I watched if anyone wants I'll make another list of all the shows I watched in the time it took to make the past two chapters(it was a lot of shows))