We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Casefile 6

I jumped into the portal landing in Knov's padded room. "Holy shit!" I was surprised by the condition of the purple ninja. "That looks pretty grizzly"

"That was Youpi" Morel said.

"What happened to everyone else" I asked.

"What happened with Neferpitou?" Morel asked taking a drink of water.

"Dead girl, surgery, one hour, blah blah blah" I poorly explained. "What happened to your pipe (I almost called it a bong)"

"Pouf stole it" Morel sighed in exhaustion. 'I could probably go get it for him... nah'

"Does anyone have news about the Chairman?" I started setting a 20-minute timer on my phone.

"No but that explosion from earlier probably means he's no longer with us" He said.

"Let's just hope he took the King with him" I prayed. 'I guess I'll never get to use the blackmail now'

Time skip

After the 20 minutes were up I got out of Knov's hole. (I wanna make a joke about Knov's hole but I can't think of any)

I started running to the Gon and Neferpitou. When they weren't there I started looking for Killua. I used Llama School to find him and started my way to him. I saw he was doing something with Pouf so I waited.

"Are you one of the Extermination team?" I turned around to see a very humanoid ant. Out of surprise, I jumped back. "No, I'm not an enemy"

"Oh ok" I got closer but didn't relax. "Hang on are you that Palm person?" I asked.

"Yes, and you are?" Palm replied holding out her scaly hand for me to shake.

"Julius Söze pleasure to make your acquaintance" I shook her hand. "My apologies for what I'm about to say, but I can't think of a way of saying this without being completely blunt, what the fuck happened I was told you were human" I said.

"The Royal Guards put me in a cocoon to control me" Palm explained.

"Sorry to hear that" I said. 'Pitou was probably gonna stick me in one of those cocoons' "Do you know where Gon is?"

Palm covered one of her eyes "Him and the Royal Guard are still on their way to help Kite"

"What's with the whole" I covered my eye "Thing?" I asked.

"My ability allows me to have a birds-eye view of him" Palm explained.

"Thanks, I'm gonna look for anyone left alive. Bye" I ran around a corner. As soon as I was sure she was gone and ran full speed to Pitou and Gon.

Time skip (this fuckin chapter)

It didn't take me long to reach them I made my way inside with my aura as low as I could get it without being defenceless. I got closer and closer when I was about 2/3 of the way down the hallway when I was hit with a thick death aura emanating from inside. 'No way fuck this. I'm not sure who that is but I think it's safe to say fuck this. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day' I ran back through the tunnel.

"Die Pitou!" Gon yelled from inside.

I got out of the hallway in record time which was invalidated by Gon appearing out of nowhere in the room looken like a stardust crusader's character. (Or is he turning into Senator Armstrong?(My memes end nowhere)) Without thinking I used Abracadabra to hide in the corner. 'Don't see me Don't see me Don't see me Don't see me Don't see me' A second after part 3 Gon appeared Neferpitou ran into the room. 'Don't smell me Don't smell me Don't smell me Don't smell me'

I couldn't hear what he said because I was focussing on, keeping my aura down to not be seen, keeping my illusion going, and praying I wouldn't be seen or smelled. 'Curse my 10/10 amazing one-of-a-kind cologne that is loved by everyone'

I watched the 2 leave the building and I started following them, for some reason.
They were headed for the forest. Right, when they were at the tree line Pitou used the age-old strategy of "jump at them".
Gon sidestepped and kicked Pitou in the air. 'I should help! Should I though? Yes, it's the right thing to do. When has that ever concerned me? I said would help her... Fuck it' I saw Gon was charging the move he showed off when Morel was making me feel simultaneously inadequate and turned on. I started running towards where I guessed she would land. I could hear Pitou flying my way. (Face to fist style how'd you like it)

I braced myself for impact. 'If I survive this you owe me one' Neferpitou hit me so hard it knocked the wind out of me and probably broke a few bones. I tried conjuring Abracadabra to cushion the landing. After breaking through one large rock and several trees we landed.
"I'm putting so many asses on the line you better not die" I said picking her up and leaving a solid illusion in her place. I carried Pitou far enough away that we wouldn't be sensed. I set her down and said, "Psst hey wake up no dying. Use that fucked up doctor on yourself, can't serve the king if you're dead" Neferpitou had a crater in her face.

"Jon?" She asked on the verge of death.

"Yes, it's me I'm an asshole now fix yourself" I whisper yelled. Pitou summoned the weird doctor thing and it started helping the whole crater face situation. "Don't go anywhere" I ran back to the clone I left. It looks like Gon had just arrived.

SLAM!

Gon had started beating the clone's head in the very first hit almost obliterating the solid illusion. I had a lot of trouble keeping it going.

(Ok so I need to define how Abracadabra works and I did look at the personal file)

'I need to go check on Pitou but we're fucked if the illusion stops' After an Eternity (a few minutes) Killua showed up.

Gon delivered the final earthquake of a punch. He stood up and started speaking "Kite..." I couldn't hear the rest I was so angry I nearly forgot about the illusion. 'Who the fuck do you think you are. Gon the next time we meet if you aren't dead, I'll beat you into the ground.
This is the reason I didn't want kids to come into the NGL with us. Children can't handle death'

'If Kite were here I would laugh at him because I was right and then we'd go out' By the time I was done seething Gon and Killua had left.

I started making my way to check on Neferpitou. I was able to find her because of her Nen ability, the doctor one "Are you alive or am I digging more the one grave this week?" I asked trying to cheer her up.

"Wheezing"

"Good. How long will you be?" I questioned trying not to look at her fucked up face. Pitou raised 3 fingers. "Fine" I started leaving to take back my property from that stupid hunter hideout.

The end bye