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Excuse me! can I have the attention of the class for one second.

Hi kids do you like violence, do you wanna read about me sticking 9-inch nails through each one of my eyelids.
Because I don't wanna write it.

Basically, I'm done writing this story because it isn't entertaining for me anymore so the epilogues are canceled, I've been forcing myself to write the epilogue's most of the time,
their fate will be as ambiguous as that one lemon chapter I may or may not have written... wait, I have a better one,
their fates will be as ambiguous as Neferpitou's canonical gender.

Fucking nailed it

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Fucking nailed it. (I made that GIF)

I know, last time I said the epilogue's would be out soon but I was on a roll with writing and now I'm not. It's hard for me to describe the troubles I've been having in words, so I won't.

Most of the time things were slow and annoying and boring but sometimes I'd get a random burst of inspiration and that's where I'd make most of the progress.

Don't take me quitting as the story being canceled the epilogues weren't that good going to continue anything it was just 2 one shots.

But if you want more then I put a list of actually good Neferpitou fanfics:

Neferpitou oneshots by idontcareabtit. Give them some ideas for gods sake. (Comment pancakes on the request page)

Burn it all Neferpitou x reader. I'm not putting the authors name becuz it's to long. It's surprising good.

That's all of them, those are all the good ones they're Dude approved, there might be one or two more but forgot about them.
Don't try and tell me "Oh this other one is good" trust me I've probably read it and it's not, I can write you a fucking essay on why they're bad.

I'm not happy to do this but I'm also not happy having the fucking chapter hanging over me while I'm trying to work hard at procrastinating peacefully.

Oh yeah I should say that I've been sick for awhile so my mood has only been getting worse. I got sick from trying to swim to England when I heard that the queen was dying, it was my last chance to hit that and I didn't want to miss it,
I don't remember a lot but next thing I know I woke up in the Gulf of Mexico. So yea happy 6k bye.

The end

Last time I left I used a grenade to end things but this time I'm thinking bigger.


















Your still here? It's over, go home.
Oh, you think I'm fucking with you because I've lied about this every time before now, well that won't happen this time, what are you expecting? Me to just go "Psych it was a trick happy whatever day of the month it is"?
Go go.

Oh but I can tell you one thing since I'm so nice today, if this fanfic hits 60k reads and surpasses every other Neferpitou story I'll release a surprise and it's not the clap, you'll love it

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Oh but I can tell you one thing since I'm so nice today, if this fanfic hits 60k reads and surpasses every other Neferpitou story I'll release a surprise and it's not the clap, you'll love it. It'll only take just over 8 years. Or maybe I'll just get bored and release the immortal plague hounds... Metaphorically.

P.S I already have a few more story's in my head. (I got a new story out)

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