We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 6

"- and that is my entire life's story" I lied.

"Whoa" I wasn't surprised by Bizeff's reaction. I just stole Kaiser Söze's backstory.

"I talked to the King for 3 minutes and now I'm back to smoking. I was off them for a week" I said holding up the cigarette he gave me.

"I wish I didn't meet him" Bizeff replied.

Taking the last drag, I asked "Do you know where I can get some food?"

"Down the hall and take a-" Bizeff was Interrupted by someone opening the door.

Without warning the door was flung open "There you are" Pitou said before grabbing me and throwing me over her shoulder "Let's go"

"What's happening?" I asked my brain was still catching up to what happened.

Pitou and I left Bizeff's room and she said "We are going somewhere"

"Please put me down I'm able to walk on my own" I asked annoyed at her just taking me out of my conversation.

"But I like carrying you" She pulled me into a bridal style and nuzzled my face.

"Well, then could you take me back" I pointed to Bizeff's room.

"No. Would you like some good news?!" I didn't think it would be "Good", news so I shook my head. "Well you have to hear this"

"Hi- Tell me about it" I said remembering the last time I said hit me.
Pitou put me on the ground and dusted me off then, Neferpitou shoved me up against a wall and whispered in my ear. "The King said that I can keep you" Pitou licked my neck. 'Back to square one I guess or is it more like square 1.5'

"Please stop licking me it's like your tongue is made out of razor blades" I asked putting my hand on her mouth.

She grabbed my wrist and said "You big baby" before playfully biting my middle finger. "Now let's go" She began pulling me along with her.

"Where are you taking me?" I asked trying to dig my heels in.

"I'm on guard duty for the next while and you're coming with me" She explained dragging without any trouble.

I replied flatly "No"

"It's the King's orders. He said you need to be escorted everywhere" Pitou explained the information she withheld. 'WHAT!'

I grabbed Pitou by the shoulders and lifted her off the ground "WHAT! What exactly did the King say" I started shaking her.

"Put me down" She's in the midst of being shaken. I put her down. Pitou said "That was cute" Then she kissed me.
"The King said 'He's so weak I doubt he'd de even poses a threat to soldier ant but it would be foolish of me to have him walk around without an escort' That's not word for word but it's close"

"You couldn't have softened the wording a bit" I asked.

"I did" Pitou explained before hugging me.

After a second I pulled back. "Don't you have anyone who can babysit me?" I asked not wanting to go back on the death pillar.

"We do but I don't like being away from you" Pitou hugged me, a lot tighter this time.

"Think of it like this it will just be that much better when you see me again" I tried convincing her. "Also I can't breathe"

"We don't have time to find someone" Pitou was starting to get impatient.

"Let me use the bathroom first" I asked trying to stall for time.

"Find just be quick" Pitou pointed to a door. I ran through the door. I took out my tape recorder and took off my coat while at the same time making a solid Abracadabra clone. I put my coat on the clone so it would smell like me. "Hopefully".

'Go get 'em tiger' I send the clone out the door with a slap on my great ass.

I could hear Pitou's muffled voice say "Okay, can we go now or do you have anything else" I had the clone nod its head "good" I could hear them walking away. (what a stupid fucking plan lol)

I waited 5 minutes to be sure they were gone. While waiting I listened to the recording of Pouf just say things at random with Pitou sometimes saying things conversation. (I don't feel like writing all of it)

At one point in the recording, Pouf said, "I can but his thoughts aren't in Japanese and the ones that are, are things that he'll just say"

Pitou replied "Meow that interesting?" (me-wow that's cringy so glad i forgot about it as the story went on(a lot of case 2 is cringy looking back on it))

There was a short pause in the conversation for a second before Pouf said. "You should know that he has some way of hiding his feelings from me? The only ones that get through are things like greed, anger, disgust as well as strong feeling of wanting for something"

After that, they just talk about the King until I fell down the stairs. 'Reading thoughts... good to know. Hiding my feelings? Do I look like some 14-year-old girl who has emotions, what a fuckin idiot'

After that, I laughed for another few minutes. 'I should probably get going I am staving. Wait I need a babysitter' I started a new recording and did a "Monstrous screech" into the recorder. I used Abracadabra to make a guard that was just solid enough to carry my tape recorder. 'Fool prof'

I walked out of the bathroom with my "escort".
I made my way to Bizeff's room to see if he had a map of the palace.