We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 14

It only took me an hour of running to get to the extermination team.

"Hello!" I yelled while climbing up the cliff. "Anyone there?"

"Hello, who are you? The only people who could get to us is a Chimera ant?" Knov asked. 'Not this shit again'

"I'm not an ant" I grabbed the ledge of the ledge "I'm a human"

"Morel, is this the man you were talking about from a few weeks ago?" Knov asked.

"I don't know? I didn't see his face he had-" I had to interrupt Morel.

"Tan trench coat fedora and sunglasses. If you help me up and I can tell you everything" They were taking so long that my hand was starting to slip.

"Yep, that's right" Morel agreed. "We should probably help him up considering if he is our man then he has one arm"

"Well that was true" I climbed the rest of the way up. "I'll explain everything I know if you can get me the fuck out of here" I was slipping Half-past Wicked to try and encourage them to go faster.

"How did survive in a Nest full of Chimera ants?" The Knov questioned. (Its all in the wrist)

"Could I borrow your sunglasses for a moment?" I asked Morel.

"Sure?" Morel agreed. I put on the sunglasses and took them off so Danger Zone would deactivate.

"Thanks that's so much better" 'Who knew having sunglasses on for days at a time would be a bad idea?' I rubbed my eyes before handing Morel his glasses back.

"Jesus..." Morel took a step back. "Your eyes are pupils dilated and your eyes are grey" Morel quickly regained his composure.

"I don't care, anything else to ask?" I replied.

"What happened?" Knov repeated.

"It all started..." I looked around "with a goddamn phone call" I whispered.

"Why are you whispering?" Morel asked.

"Cause last time I yelled I got my FUCKING ARM CUT OFF" My sudden burst of anger took the other hunters by surprise.

"If that's true then how do you still have your arm?" Knov replied.

I rolled my eyes at his question. "That's a stupid question, it grew back obviously"

"What!?" They both said in unison.

"Ok let's start from the beginning" Knov suggested. "You said your name was?"

"My naaammmmeee iiiiissss " I opened my wallet and quickly flipped through all my fake personas. "Here, Kaiser Kobayashi Söze that's my name"

"So I got a phone call from Kite to deal with the ants then 2 days later Kite fucking died" I skipped all the not important parts of the story "And Yada yada yada I was tortured, hunted, beaten, starved, sleep-deprived, and now I'm here" I very very very poorly explained.

"What? You can't just yada yada that story" Knov exclaimed. 'I can't? Then how did I?'

"Its funny that you say I can't and yet somehow I just did.
You're right, I shouldn't have so I'll go into as much painful detail as possible even if it hurts me to remember the events. I'm skipping straight to the fun stuff" AHEM "So me, Kite, and these 2 kids get to a cliff overlooking the Nest then out of nowhere the Queens Royal guard came out of nowhere and just owned us all of course those kids might have gotten away I don't know, they were probably eaten while trying to escape"

Time skip I don't want to re-tell 13 chapters. Btw Jon left out the sexual harassment/Assault.

"Don't you wish I yada yada-ed that... you selfish asshole" I asked.

"I'm sorry you had to go through that" Morel padded my back.

"What is that? I think we've been spotted" Knov announced pointing to that one ant who I think was named Cult 45.

"Do you have any way to get me out of the NGL" I asked.

"Yeah, just through here" Knov said opening a portal.
I jumped in, to see a padded room full of dead chimera ant bodies.

"Well, it was nice meeting you guys" 'I don't think I've ever said that without lying' "How do I leave and how close can you get me to the border" I asked.

"I can get you to the border" he explained.

"Thanks, you're doing me a bigger favour than could ever know" Knov opened the door for me before I left I said "Please try to leave my name out of the conversation" Then I left, never to be seen again.

I jumped out of the Portal right onto the border of the NGL.

While going through customs I had to buy some newer shitter clothes because my shirt and pants were covered in blood and ant faeces from the Nest.
On my way out I got my stuff back. As I left I walked by a magenta-haired ninja guy and some asshole with a pompadour.
'Oh shit, it's the Rock paper scissors kid and the blue child. I just need to sneak past them, I mean it's been a month so they may have forgotten my face, I'm also in an entirely different change of clothes' I walked past them hiding my aura even more than normal. (I affectionately referred to it as stealth mode)

I put on a fake Southern Accent (Just imagine Ellis from left for dead) to ask Kite's "it's totally not a faze mom" friend. (Steak Dinner(He's the only one I know)) 'Who actually would wanna look like that' "Would you mind if I caught a ride with you guys I'd hate to walk from here" I rubbed the back of my head putting on an innocent smile.

"Sure thing. Hop in the back" He answered.

"Thank yah" I said walking to the back.

"Who are you" Shit it was that girl with the red hair whose only personality trait is reading a book and chewing gum.

"Julius Söze and you are?" I asked.

"My name is Spinner Clow, but you can call me Spin for short" She said looking up from her book. 'Who would willingly name their child that?'

"Silly question miss, but would you happen to have the date" I asked with my stupid fake accent.

"Oh um, it's June 29" Her answer shocked me.

I had a bite down on my tongue to stop from yelling "Thank you kindly" 'HOW HAS IT BEEN A MONTH? I KEPT TRACK OF THE DAYS, HOW LONG DID I SLEEP. how long didn't I sleep? Wait...' I started thinking about what Knov had said earlier. 'Morel, is this the man you were talking about from a few weeks ago'

"Who's this guy" It was the blue kid.