We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 5

(I spent like 40 minutes just trying to find one theme that fit the situation properly and couldn't it was either too action-oriented or too dramatic or too sad(I found 1))

Bark bark bark

"I'M UP WHAT'S WRONG!" I jolted awake.

"Told you it would work" Neferpitou said while holding up a phone with a video of animals barking on it. She was talking to Brundlefly.

Pouf asked. "You're right. How did you know that would work"

"What is happening?" I asked.

"It's time for you to meet The King" Pouf explained.

I rubbed my eyes and said "Ok" standing up. "So what's happening?" I asked again.

"Shut up" Pouf said pushing me into some stairs.

"Do I have time to go and change into something more appropriate to meet royalty?" I questioned pointing out how sketchy I look.

"I mean he has a point?" Pitou shrugged.

"The King has been waiting too long" Pouf was getting Impatient. (Apparently, I've been spelling pouf wrong this whole time(Just went back through the whole series and changed all the puff to pouf))

"While you were talking I changed" I was just using Abracadabra to project the image of a suit. 'Should I do something more like James Bond or Austin Powers? What about Agent Smith. Beetlejuice would definitely be too inappropriate. Got it, scarface, perfect' "Hold this" I threw my trench coat and hat to a clone I made.

I started making my way up the stairs. I had the clone turn on my tape recorder. As I was climbing the world's longest staircase I could feel something awful just beyond my line of sight. My mind was unconsciously trying to form a plan to escape but the higher I got the harder it was to think at all.
                                  'Oh god'
By the time I finished climbing the stairway to heaven my suit was gone. The room was huge.
"Hello, your Majesty" I bowed on one knee. "I'm honoured you agreed to see me"

"The only reason you still walk my court is that Pitou asked if she could 'keep you' so, convince me" He sounded completely bored about this whole thing.
'Don't... use aura. I'll die if I do that' If the moment right before the drop on a big roller coaster had sex with the feeling you get from a Brain freeze this would be that feeling.

"I... don't know. I can't even think" I was on teetering on the edge of vomiting. 'Fear?'

"Do you know anything that would be of interest to me?" The King asked.

"Probably not. Everyone in the hunters association either has forgotten about me, hates me, or thinks I'm dead. But I can say one thing for sure is completely objective fact no one will ever come close to even hurting you"
(the only Prediction that Jon has made that will come true)

"I know that" He sounded pleased. "What would you say you're relationship with my Royal guard is?" He asked the worst question he could have.

"I'm sorry I don't know, it's not my definition of romantic?" I truthfully answered. (Like if you had a romantic relationship with your dog with Jon being the dog)

"What would you do if I were to kill and eat you right here and now?" He asked just to toy me.

"It would be ridiculous to ask you not to so I'd ask for you to kill me quickly" I responded praying he wouldn't kill me. 'I... I... no regerts'

"You can leave now" The King said I assume shooing me away.

"Thank you for your time your Majesty" I bowed to him and left. The whole encounter didn't even last three minutes and I didn't even see his face but it felt like it went on forever. I accidentally tripped on the stairs and fell most of them. By the time I was done rolling down the stairs I had used Abracadabra to make myself completely camouflaged. 'What is wrong with me?'

Pitou turned to me and asked, "Did you die?" I didn't respond I got up and walked to my trench coat which was now on the ground and searched it for cigarettes. (Mama didn't raise no quitter)

"I think The King broke your pet?" Pouf asked. 'I don't even need to see his face to know that he has a smug smile on'

"Jon?" Pitou poked me. I couldn't find any cigarettes so I used Llama School to check for any. "Pouf what's he doing?" Pitou asked for help. I started heading in the direction of what I was looking for.

"He's kinda just blank. He's barely even paying attention to us" What pouf said was wrong.

"Humans are so dumb" I felt something wrap around my ankle. When I continue to walk whatever was wrong with my ankle pulled me back making me fall on my stomach "Where do you think you're going?" Pitou used her tail to trip me.

"Let me go" I asked trying to stand up.

"Not until you answer" She replied.

"I need to smoke" I answered while trying to ignore the sweat that was covering my entire body.

"Why don't you just do it here?" Everything Pitou was saying was really starting to piss me off.

"..." Without a word, I got up and started going to where Llama School was pointing.

"But-" Pitou grabbed my arm. I spun around, put an arm around her waist, and another one on the back of her head then pulled her into a kiss. I heard Pouf loudly scoff at our kiss.

I pulled away to softly say "Shut up" After I walked away before she could understand what just happened. 'I wanted to say a lot more things that Involved lots of shouting'

"Pitou!" The King yelled from upstairs.
Tap tap tap tap.

"You should try and calm down" Pouf ironically suggested.

"Shouldn't you be pollinating or whatever the fuck butterflies do somewhere?" I sarcastically suggested. Then I left. (Or playing Terry Silver's theme from karate kid 3(look it up))

I followed Llama School to a door.

Knock Knock

"Who's there?" Someone was behind the door.

"Someone Who's too tired to think of a knock-knock joke. Let me in" I said through the door.

"Fine" When the door opened I saw... a human?

In unison, we both said, "WHAT THE FU-"