((Don't play the song(yet))It's been so long since my last time skip I should really catch up)
'That was single-handedly the worst experience of my entire life and that is not hyperbole'
"2 minutes till we're down" I tried pulling the ship down gently but since I don't know how to fly."Whoa the time went by so fast" Pitou said going to the exit of the ship.
"I Will crash this fucking plane" I replied in anger. 'Wait, she doesn't know about what happened'
"I'm just gonna jump" Pitou yelled from the other room before jumping out. (Do a flip)
"Yawn" I set the ship down and turned it off. 'There's probably an iPod charger in there. Might as well check before I go.
I don't want to be here too long. It is 7:47 I will leave at 8:27'
I made sure Neferpitou wasn't near me with Llama School but I didn't need to because her En rushed around me and into the airship. 'Well I guess I'm being watched'
I reactivated Llama School targeting a phone charger. Thankfully there was a charger and it wasn't too far. I followed the trail into the castle.After 5 minutes of walking, I hit a wall.
The palace was so crumbled that the only phone charger within 2 km was blocked off by a collapsed hallway. 'I could get Neferpitou to break it open by saying something about the King but that would probably... no, definitely get me killed' I started going back to the airship when I remembered something. 'Doesn't Bizeff have a sex dungeon or something, there might be one down there? It's 7:53 can't hurt to check'I started walking to the entrance to the basement. 'Where's Pitou? Probably trying to punch her way through some rubble' Luckily for me, the vehicle entrance to the basement was already open. 'Thank god, I didn't want to hack this door open' (A.k.a. press buttons until it works)
I prepared myself for whatever I'll see down here. I closed my eyes and walked into the darkness. When I opened them again I was in Tranquillity Lane?
"What happened here?" I asked to no one.
"I didn't even know this room was here?" Neferpitou replied scratching her head. 'How did I get here and where did she come from?' "This place smells like sex and very old dead people... how long was I unconscious!" Neferpitou asked urgently.
"Where is my bathrobe?" I checked myself to see my bathrobe had disappeared. I looked at my watch to see it was 8:45. "Where the fuck did an hour of my life go" I tried going to one of the houses but Pitou stopped me by grabbing the back of my neck.
"Just answer" Her nails grazed over my neck. I tried getting out of her grip with an Abracadabra clone. "I know that's fake"
"It is?" I asked. 'I feel like I feel like a corpse' "A week" I answered.
"Tell me in Japanese" She demanded tapping her index finger on my neck. 'Have I not been speaking Japanese?'
"1 week" I said trying to speak in Japanese.
"What!" Pitou yelled. "Why was I unconscious for a week"
"I don't know... would you kindly let me go" I asked accidentally emphasized the wrong words with Half-Past Wicked.
Pitou let me go and I fell on my knees. "Check that house" I used Abracadabra to make a sign with an arrow on it that pointed to one of the houses before falling on the ground.I let the cold ground help cool off my all-but dead body. After 30 seconds I rolled onto my back so I could check the time. '8:55 what the fuck man'
"Ok I was wrong and you were rig- wait a second are you recording me, I'm not gonn-" I could hear Kite's voice from the time I almost recorded him saying I was right.
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We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC
FanfictionCover obviously isn't mine it's straight up a screenshot from the anime and I obviously don't own on Hunter X Hunter In my own words the story is kind of like JJBA battle tendency meets some weird dark romance. THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER STORY. I'm ver...