We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 4

(Today I was talking to someone about something and they sarcastically grabbed my face and said "you're mine" I was fucking dying They didn't get why it was funny)

I peeked over the back of the couch and waited for Santa to start putting away the presents. Slowly, he waddled his fat ass to the tree and bent over to put the gifts under the tree.
I ran up behind him and hit him in the back of the knee with the baseball bat he gave me last year.
The fat ass collapsed and I repeatedly beat him in the back until he stopped moving.
I walked to the bag of gifts and poked my head in his bag and then-

-I woke up to a heavy wind hitting my face. Yawn I opened my eyes to see what was happening "WHAT THE FU-"

"Hello" Pitou greeted.

We were on top of very very, very very, very very tall pillar to the point where there is no way I could survive a fall from this height. "Pitou, where am I?"

"With me" Her lack of an answer worried me.

"I'm not kidding tell me why I'm up here!" I pleaded for answers.

"I told you? If you mean geographically then we're on top of the King's palace" Pitou answered.

"Get me down from here right now" I demanded.

"Calm down, you're safe in my hands" That's when I noticed how small the crow's nest was. 'There's barely room for 1 person'

"Please take me down right now. There is barely room for you let alone both of us" I begged.

"Jon" She took my head in her hands "Shut up." Then Neferpitou tried to calm me down with a kiss. "I said you're safe that means nothing can hurt you" After she pulled me into a hug which surprisingly, did help me.

"Ok I'm calm now, thank you Pitou" I took a deep breath. "You can let me go now" I asked.

"No I'm good" Pitou kept hugging me tightly. I tried pulling away and then she let go of me. Due to my pulling away I fell off the very small platform. (I am soooooo Tempted to end it here just have Jon die than leaving it for A few days and then update it and tell no one)

'Isn't this the part where time stops Baba O'Riley starts playing and I say "Yep that's me" like in holes or something why am I not falling?'

"I warned you" Pitou was holding by my leg.

"YOU DIDN'T WARN ME ABOUT ANYTHING!" I yelled my heart racing.

"Are you mad that I saved you?" She asked pulling me back up.

I grabbed onto the ledge with all my strength. "Please just help me up" I asked struggling to hold myself up.

"Ok" She grabbed my arm and throw me in the air.

"Please stop throwing me up before I start throwing me up" I said holding my stomach.

"Ok ok, 1 more" This time Neferpitou tossed me a lot higher than before. She caught me and then set me down on her lap. "Do you know why I did that?"

"I can't even see straight let alone think about what I did wrong in the past 5 minutes?" I said with my mind still spinning.

"It was that joke you made about having sex with a doctor" Pitou explained still mad about my joke. (I got the idea for that joke from @Six_Path_Of_Senpai)

"Would it make you feel better if I say sorry?" I asked, reaching into my pocket for some chocolate.

Pitou put an arm around me for safety and said "I've already forgiven you" After that, she kissed the side of my neck without the marking. Sniff Sniff "What are you eating?"

"Chocolate" I said while chewing. "It's poison to cats" I took another bite. "But then again you're not a full cat. There are also other variables" While I was muttering Pitou took a piece.

"Not bad, but I'd prefer to have you" As she was going in I stopped her by putting my hand on her face. "Don't stop me, I want you" She whined.

"You're going to need to wait first I want you to tell me something" I asked trying to shift around on the pillar to get a better look at her.

"No" Pitou replied taking my hand off her face and trying to bite me again but I put a solid illusion in her mouth.

"What am I doing here?" I started using Half-Past Wicked so I could get some Actual answers out of her.

"The King told me to keep my eye on you until he was done" Pitou's answer. I was starting to sweat at the thought of the King.
'Ok, I need a plan. I-' "Calm down if things go just right nothing bad will happen" What Pitou said was very reassuring until I heard her whisper "Maybe"

"What!" I yelled.

"I'm warning you"

"About wha-" I got cut off by Neferpitou biting me. "Ow!... Well, how long should the King be?"

"I don't know, Couple days, couple hours, couple minutes, years? He will take as long as he wants" Pitou responded before going back to my blood. I put my hand on the mark so she couldn't get to it.

"Can you wake me up when we're no longer on top of a death pillar" I used my other arm to turn on my iPod shuffle.

"Sleep tight Jon" Neferpitou said kissing me on the cheek.

(The reason this took so is cuz my trailer got snowed in so I couldn't get to Krotchys palace for their free wifi)