We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 2

Kite focused his Nen through his arm and into his hand as he extended it summon Crazy Slots puffed into existence.
"Ah ha ha ha! You're in for it now, y'know that. Better hope for a good number" Crazy Slots yelled as it was began spinning and surprisingly he got good roll 3.
I walk in front of the way the kids went, so this thing would have to go through me.

"So, you can do that stuff, too?" The Ant/cat asked. They had their arms completely limp in front of their body.

The rain began to come down on top of us. "Lets make this quick, just like the hunter exam?" I said subtly asking for a plan of attack.

"Just like the exam" Kite nodded.

Since I'm not durable enough to be a brawler type, I started moving to a better position. I'm closer to a support unit. To throw the monster off, I used Abracadabra to give Kite his arm back.

"Meow that's strange I swear I cut off your arm? I guess I was mistake. Let me try again this time with your head" The cat femboy? said clearly confident in itself.

"Your mistake was thinking you'll get another chance!" I yelled from atop a tree using Abracadabra to make it look like I was gonna drop some thing on them. I put my hand up then threw them down to make the Illusion fall on the monster. Kite knew what I was doing and so he took this opportunity to attack.

The Ant got knocked back into a tree but they used the momentum from hitting the tree to jump towards me.
'I don't know how strong they are but guessing by the amount of aura they have, one good punch would kill me' I jumped off the tree leaving a solid Abracadabra clone in my place. Before I could even react, the monster had already put its hand through the clones face and now they're going back for Kite thinking I was dead.

'Now is my chance I could run and go home or stay and... I looked over at Kite and saw him on defence. No I own him one' I used Abracadabra to make it look like there were lots of me.

"I'm a little bit Embarrassed I can't think of a joke for what to say at the moment" I yelled running Around in a circle around them. I was Concentrating With all my might to make as many as I can solid.

"So your friend can clone himself? Meow that's interesting" They said Grabbing onto Kite's weapon trying to Push him off the cliff but leaving They are stomachs open for an attack. Which is an opportunity Kite took, kicking them in the stomach.

When Kite kicked them, the ant activated their En which broke my concentration and stunned Kite. The ant used its tail to trip Kite next they planted their foot on Kite.
They grabbed on to Kite's leg and pulled until...

Rippp "AHHHH, JON RUN!"

When I saw what happened I fell on my ass out of fear. 'I am not a fan of feeling scared' I tried to regaining my composure and started walking towards them.
I threw away my coat and cracked my knuckles. (It's time to pound some pussy)

"Meow this is going to be interesting?" They said throwing the one-armed one legged Kite at a tree before turning off their En.

"Oh, you're approaching me?" I asked sarcastically knowing they would get the reference. 'Earlier with the clones I should have said "hey, I think you missed" or something like that'

"How else am I Supposed to kill you?" 'Ok, So they might get the reference?'

"I'm not the best Fighter but in high school I took boxing lessons and I wasn't half bad could've gone pro if I hadn't become a pro-hunter" I exaggerated swapping out 1 reference for another.

"What are you talking about?" They asked definitely confused by what I was saying.

I slammed my foot on the ground using Abracadabra to make a pillar under it to send them flying in the air. Using some Illusionary clones, I delivered a 3 hit combo on them.
The clones don't hit very hard but it's more the shock from the attack and I'll die a little happier knowing I left a nasty scar on their face. (Its just a tiny scratch)

"Don't fuck with this Investi-gator!(👏 👏👏)" When I knew that their attention was completely on me I used a solid illusion clone to pick it Kite and run away with him.

"Meow I get your plan" They reactivated their En. causing me to drop Kite.

"It's time to get serious" I formed to fake boxing gloves on my hands and beat them against my chest. 'I'm gonna have to be on defence while using my illusions to look like I'm on offence and simultaneously deflecting their attacks. Sounds like fun' (What if I just skipped over this insanely awesome fight)

"Before anything else happens, I'm curious if you have a name? A name to you know what that is?" I asked trying to stall for time to catch my breath and piss them off.

"I am Neferpitou the Royal guard and you are?" Neferpitou answered.

"I'm just your everyday Jon Doe" I replied putting my hands in front of my face in an Outboxer stance while bouncing from side to side.

Neferpitou lounged at me, hitting me so hard and so fast I went flying into a tree behind me.

Pitou started barraging me with punches. Using all my aura I tried deflecting the punches while at the same time hitting them.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" When I wasn't paying attention they had used a kick to break my leg as well as my concentration.

Pitou grabbed me by the neck and pinned me to the tree "Checkmate" They said annoyingly happy with their victory.

"That's what you think" I shot my Hatsu though their arm to make them drop me but they tightened their grip. "Oh fuck" 'I never thought I'd say this but, too much choking'

"Every human I meet helps me realize just how stupid you are" They bragged.

"Grant me one last request before my death?" I asked knowing it probably won't work.

"Sure" Pitou let out a evil laugh as they answered.

"Kill yourself so I can watch before I bleed out" I gave her one last quip before it was all over.

"I'll might miss that almost funny charm" They said raising their other hand preparing to put it through my head.

"Wait. Think about this I was able to Permanently scar your face and I never Train my nen so if you gave me 1 month to train then can and will give you a more entertaining fight and a better meal for the Queen If you win" At this point I was praying I could get out of this and apologize to those kids for being such an asshole and then go back to my normal life.

"Hmmm, Well hmmm but hmmmm. You've got yourself a deal Mr. Doe I'm giving you 1 month to train get stronger then we'll meet again back here and you'll get killed by me" Never in my life have I been so happy for someone to be a catgirl. (I added the we'll meet again after I came up with the name)

Thunk!

(Holy shit sooo many misspellings)