Cover obviously isn't mine it's straight up a screenshot from the anime and I obviously don't own on Hunter X Hunter
In my own words the story is kind of like JJBA battle tendency meets some weird dark romance.
THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER STORY.
I'm ver...
'Bizeff told me that I should check the guard's quarters for anything I need. Well WHERE THE FU-...' I used Llama School to look for things that would be in the guard's break room. It was literally right next to me. 'This is a really nice break room, coffee machine, lockers, couch, kitchen, bathroom? More specifically a shower?'
"Maybe I should check THE ONLY DOOR IN THE ROOM" I pinched the bridge of my nose "Haha how have I been in business this long?" I look in to thankfully see a bathroom
I hate to do this but time skip post Shower. (I don't, I don't hate it(I'm heavily addicted to time skips times))
I was sitting at the table while eating a sandwich and drying my hair. 'I should probably get going' I stood up and made for the door. It feels good to be clean. I stood up And stretched.
"Let's go" I said, talking to my "escort".
I realized how cold it was when I exited the quite warm room. After a couple minutes of walking, I was going to turn a corner when I felt something being thrown at my back. "Huh?" I turned around to see Neferpitou. 'I definitely should have thought of a way out of this'
Neferpitou slammed me up against a wall. "Why is everything so difficult with you?" She asked as she pressed me harder into the wall. "I'v-" Sniff Sniff then she pulled my shirt collar back and pressed her teeth into the mark on my skin. Neferpitou was biting so hard I thought she was planning on breaking my collarbone as a threat.
"Ow! What happened to warnings?" I asked.
"SHUT UP! I've tried everything and now you're hiding from me" Pitou sounded super fucking pissed. "I'm sticking my neck out for you and then you do this!?" Pitou's Iris's had gotten small and threatening, while her Pupils turned into thin animalistic slits.
'I don't know why but I feel kinda... bad? that's weird' "I'm sorry" I pulled her into a hug "I didn't want to make you angry" I didn't lie, for the first time in a while.
"You don't smell right. Your scent isn't normal, and it's not me" Pitou sounded less angry but more aggressive.
"I just had a shower so, I probably smell like soap" I tried calming her. "I thought you'd like the smell more than my cologne" (It's called noir detective and it smells disgusting. Actually I would probably like the smell)
"Okay. Why did you trick me?"
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(I only had the Christmas one on hand(and I'm not gonna fix it)) 'Of course, she asks the hard questions'
"Shhhhh" I pulled Pitou nice and close so I didn't have to answer.
"Please answer" Her voice was almost muffled enough that I didn't hear her.
"Ok sigh, I love you but there is no way you can willingly get me on that pillar" I explained.
"But I like it when we're alone" Pitou smiled "I get worried something will happen to you without me" Her voice started to sound concerned while she was speaking. I made Neferpitou look down at me and then I kissed her.
"You never have anything to worry about when it comes to me" I comforted.
"But you're so small and fragile" Pitou held up my right arm.
"I'm the average height your just tall, and I'm not 'fragile' I was a professional boxer for 8 years" 'Non-consecutive' I replied getting defensive from her comments. "What I'm trying to say is you don't need to worry about me" ("My nose was chiselled by the gods themselves Pitou, and my body was sculpted the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You want another hand, you're a pit of despair, Neferpitou you disgust me, you disgust everyone"(Imagine being called a pit of despair))
I noticed her eyes went back to normal and she said. "Thank you, Jon" I was about to say something but I got cut by Pitou covering my mouth with her mouth. (It makes me sick how bad that line is but I also love it(no I don't(I'm neutral about it now))) I closed my eyes to enjoy the moment longer. I licked her bottom lip so she would open but Pitou wouldn't open so I went to the age-old strategy of (sexually assaulting them until they give you what you want) groping her "breasts" to make her moan. Pitou didn't moan though, she pulled a reverse uno card on me by grabbing my ass I opened my mouth in surprise and she slipped her tongue inside.
"Um... I'm gonna act like I didn't see, this?" Someone interrupted us making out. I opened my eyes to see THE FUCKING RED HULK watching us. (Almost always dressed as Superman(I love that joke))
Pitou turned her head so she could greet Thunderbolt Ross "Oh hey Youpi"
"You should probably get a room if you're going to do that stuff" Thunderbolt Ross pointed out.
"Okay thanks" Pitou started pulling me into one of the rooms. "Why is your face so red?"
"... Embarrassment" I averted my eyes from her because Youpi looks like the Red Hulk and I was dying on the inside. 'He looks like a child's interpretation of the Devil' (As we all know devils blue with the three faces of the greatest sinner in history (I hope the faces have been updated recently)
"That's cute" She kissed me on the cheek "Where were we?" Pitou asked while sticking her hand up my shirt.
"Sigh, no the vaguely human shape mass of ground beef killed my mood" I said pushing her arm out of my shirt.
"Okay" She frowned. Neferpitou wrapped her tail around my hand.
"What are we doing next?" I asked gripping her tail tight.
(I'm not Mr. romantic so if I don't things then Correct me or not, preferably the latter)
