We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Case file 12

I held his head in my hands. My sister had done something to piss me off a few days ago. While she was out I took her cats head and... the cat crawled in my mouth and started suffocating me.

"Good you're awake" Neferpitou was plugging my nose to wake me up. We were on the same bed from yesterday.

I rubbed my eyes with my non-broken wrist. "You could have just woken me up the normal way?"

"No. You tried to knock out your babysitter and leave me" Pitou sounded pretty pissed. 'God, I was just trying to cave in her skull, nice job over reacting'

"I would nev-" I tried using my hands to exaggerate but I was stopped by handcuffs.
The handcuffs were attached to the bedpost. "Why am I handcuffed?" I asked shaking the cuffs.

Pitou took my not cuffed hand in hers and said, "Because you're not allowed to leave me" 'But it's ok for you to leave me?'

"Why would I leave it's like you said 'I have nowhere to go' what would I do if I left" I mimicked her so I could get out of the cuffs.

"I don't know but I'm not willing to risk anything" Neferpitou sounded concerned.

"Fine" I shrugged 'I guess this is still better than the pillar' "Could you at least uncuff me since you're here?"

"No" The concern in her voice turned into disappointment/anger.

"Did I do something wrong?" I asked.

"Yes, you lost to your babysitter. What happened to you?" Pitou shook her head in disappointment.

"So you wanted me to... kill... her?" I questioned.

"No, I didn't want you to attack her but you could have at least won the fight" Neferpitou crossed her arms and shook her head at me.

"I'm sorry it-" I was about to continue when Pitou interrupted me.

"It's fine" Pitou crawled on top of me and said "I've forgiven you but people, no, I expect more from you" She leaned down and kissed me.

"Thanks that means a lot" I said in a monotone sarcastic voice.

"I know. I just wish you would come with me on guard duty" Pitou laid down on top of me.

"Not a chance in hell" I wrapped an arm around her waist and rested my head on her shoulder. "I miss you just as much. I'll always miss you" 'That's a lie right?'

"I love you" Neferpitou hugged me.

"Love you too" I replied. 'I am lying, right? Do I have Stockholm syndrome?'

"If you did we could have some real fun" Pitou gave me a long kiss. Right as I was getting into it she pulled away and said "Say ahh"

I whispered to her "You first" Before closing the distance between us with a kiss.

"You know I can smell sexual arousal" She had a very playful tone in her voice.

"Okay?" I asked confused at what that had to do with anything.

Neferpitou re-closed the distance by kissing me again. She forced her tongue into my mouth and started to explore. While I was distracted Pitou slipped her hand under my shirt and started feeling my rips. I started unbuttoning her shirt. '2 can play thi-'

"Ummm" Someone interrupted just as things were getting good. I looked over at the person seeing Youpi again. "Neferpitou the King needs his guards"

"Okay" Pitou said fixing her shirt. "We'll finish this when I get back" She whispered in my ear.

"I won't even move" I went completely limp. (Edit:I didn't mean for that line to be sexual but I'm now realizing that it is)

"I'm warning you, I'll probably be awhile" Pitou warned going down to my mark and giving me a nice quick S U C K ing before she left.

"Ahem" Youpi cleared his throat signalling Pitou to hurry up.

"Okay, I'm coming" Pitou got off me and followed Youpi out of the room. 'Fuckin red hulk always cock blockin me'

After a few minutes about wondering why I was feeling again, I decided to leave.
I got out of my handcuffs by dislocating and relocating my thumb. (If you want to dislocate your thumb just make a fist with your thumb on the inside and squeeze(If you want to relocate it I don't know how to do that))

"Hey W are you outside?!" I yelled from across the room and through a wall.

"Shut up!" W shouted back. I searched around the room for any sharp objects. I found a nice pair of scissors.

"COME IN HERE!" I demanded through the door. I used Abracadabra to camouflage myself.

"What do you need" W asked coming in to see I was nowhere. "You're probably thinking you can snea-" I stopped her speech with a pair of Scissors to the neck. She tried struggling but I used High Voltage. (The ability he made for the Kite dummy(I feel like I kinda need to explain the name. So basically the ability originally used electricity but then I realized I didn't need to but I can't think of a name that fits better than High Voltage(It's also my favourite AC/DC song(I was tempted to name it lucky strike but every time I hear the name I think of that Brandon Rogers skit where he yells drive lucky strike then I burst out laughing))))

"This would be a badass time to start smoking but, I quit. You probably won't bleed out that is if Pitou isn't gone too long? but she'd more than likely kill you for letting me get away" I explained doing my villai- hero monologue. I took out my notepad and wrote down "I did what you said :)" I pinned it to W's head. (I didn't mean for that to come off so edgy (let's hope the smiley face makes it less edgy))

After that, I left for Meteor city to live a nice peaceful life never to encounter any Chimaera ants again. 'We won't meet again'

(that's the ending fuck y-