We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

Chapter 50

I put my right hand on her shoulder and without thinking, I kissed back.
Pitou's lips were wet with fresh blood.
Back when we were "together" Neferpitou was always aggressive but now it was like shes trying to eat my face. 'Her lips are still so soft- wait what?'

I was snapped out of my thoughts when Pitou put her hand on my hip and leaned deeper into the kiss, I quickly pulled away. I wanted to continue but I didn't want her to get the wrong idea.

After a few seconds of staring, without a word, Neferpitou put my arm over her shoulder to help me walk and started helping me home.
One of the guys kicked me in the shin (between chapters) so I had a limp. As we were on the way out, Pitou grabbed the corpse of Professor Peter Gabriel and started dragging him with us.

The walk home was silent. 'I should probably say something. No, it'll just make things more awkward. I hate this sitcom, bad anime trope, high school relationship, fanfic bullshit' (That feels a bit too meta)

As we walk through the downstairs office Dirk tried asking me what happened but, Neferpitou pushed him away. I used Abracadabra to sign. "Come upstairs in an hour and a half and if it's awkward then shoot me and run"
'At least I have a plan B if things get too bad'

After a little bit of trouble with the stairs, Pitou helped me to the couch before ripping the Mc-fucking arm off of Professor Pork pie hat kid.
His body just laid on the floor bleeding out.
'Even after he's dead that guys still an asshole'

"Sit still, This will take about 3 hours" Pitou explained, while reminding me of just how much stronger she is than me by pinning me to the couch with one hand.

I nodded and Neferpitou's tail extended into a weird doll thing.
Its stomach opened up and it cut off my sleeve before attaching my new arm.

As soon as the doktor started working Neferpitou's aura disappeared. 'She probably can't use her Nen with this ability. I could kill her and all the awkwardness would end... Why did I lessen the dosage of my meds? I mean I'm still thinking like that but is that so bad.
Maybe I just need more relationships with people who aren't animals named after detectives and Pitou is the closest thing I have to a real friend... (It's all fun and games until your neck tie starts talking to you)
What would Kite say if he found out I had any kind of positive relationship with the person who killed him.
Who fucking cares what he thinks? We weren't even that close when I think about it?'

My thought process was halted when the Nen Doktor disappeared (Boo-womp). I looked at Neferpitou and she'd fallen asleep after only 30 minutes (yes 30 now shut up). 'I'm going to kill her for Kite'

Using my working hand I moved the not working hand onto Neferpitou's shoulders. "Pitou, wake up" I asked gently shaking her. 'Who am I kidding I can't even scratch her at my best'

She slowly opened her eyes. "Oh, I didn't mean to fall asleep, the ability takes a lot out of me" Pitou explained. As I stared into Neferpitou's red and yellow but somehow also purple eyes, I remembered all the good times we had. Without thinking I kissed her.

After a second of hesitation, she put her hand on my arm and kissed back. This time I was hungry, I wanted to push it l farther, I wanted more. (I just wrote that line and I already hate it)

A minute later I pulled back.
Behind my sunglasses my eyes went wide, 'Fuck, what do I say now? Why do I do things?! THINKFIRSTNEXTTIME YOU DUMB FUCK!'
"Sit back down" Pitou said letting go of my arm.

"Okay" I said before going back to my seat. 'Oh thank god'

After that, the next few hours were uneventful. Dirk didn't come and shoot me like I asked. He probably thought I was joking.
When Neferpitou was done she almost immediately fell asleep in her seat. 'Sigh I give her my bed and she sleeps on the couch'

I put Neferpitou's sleeping body on my back and carried her to my old bedroom. She had her arms around my neck, I was holding her up by the legs. 'At least I can try out my new arm... I should do something nice for her, she did just do me a huge favour. If I use this hand to masturbate does it count as a handjob?'

I moved Pitou from my back onto the bed, but she didn't let go of my neck and pulled me down with her. 'Did I take the cameras out of here?'
Neferpitou mumbled a, "Thanks Jon" while hugging me close to her.
Even though Pitou was sleeping, she was very gentle. 'It's been a long day' I laid my head on the pillow. 'I'm a terrible friend' I closed my eyes.

(Since this is a nothing fanfic that only like 10 people read, I want to give a shout-out to the things that helped me get this chapter out. Like this would not have been released without these things.
So a very postal thank you to the YouTube channel The Vile Eye and his series Analyzing Evil. I seriously had no idea what I was doing without him. I'm not kidding either I threw away Roughly 1200 words because I didn't know how to get from point A to B. For reference Chapter 36 casefile 6 is 1300 words)